Universal wants to keep Matt Damon doing Jason Bourne movies for as long as possible. Arrow’s new villain is someone from Oliver Queen’s violent past. Plus, new Suicide Squad footage, key art from the new Ducktales show, and Michael Bay crashes some cars for Transformers: The Last Knight. Spoilers Get!
Disney XD has released the first image from its reboot of DuckTales, presenting one of the first cases of a single still getting a song stuck in my head with no prompting. “Life is like a hurricane, here in Duckburg!”
Disney has just announced it's bringing back its beloved cartoon series DuckTales on its Disney XD channel. In related news, you're going to have the DuckTales theme song stuck in your head for the rest of the day. Woo-oo!
Life is a nightmare, a tragedy filled with pain whose only release is the grave. Still, it's nice to know that it can still provide brief moments of joy, like this version of the classic cartoon DuckTales' opening credits made with actual, adorable ducklings.
The folks at Fox's Animation Domination have given their special "scientifically accurate cartoon" treatment to DuckTales, and result is a nightmare from which you can nevrerwake, because ducks are the worst. Seriously, this makes hentai tentacle rape porn look like... well, regular DuckTales, I guess.