<![CDATA[Gizmodo: duh]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: duh]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/duh http://gizmodo.com/tag/duh <![CDATA[Survey: 90% of 15-Year-Olds Have Cellphone, Are Much Cooler Than I Was At Their Age]]> The Age asks if today's youth is addicted to cellphones after learning 90% of kids aged 15 have them. That was a rhetorical question, right Age? In other news, tonight's forecast is darkness. [The Age]

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<![CDATA[Genius Locks Herself Inside Car, Calls 911 To Save Her]]> Okay, I understand that people can panic and lose focus, but damn. Gotta feel bad for her though.

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<![CDATA[The World's Most Depressed People Watch the Most TV]]> We're presented with an interesting conundrum this fine afternoon. Exhibit A: A new study says unhappy people watch more TV. Exhibit B: People dealing with the switch from analog to digital TV are probably the most unhappy TV watchers on the planet right now, next to anyone who's been hoodwinked by the HDTV department at Best Buy. There was even a NASCAR wreck this week because of digital TV. So, if we use the powerful forces of logic on this little puzzle, we can deduce that the digital switch is making analog TV owners unhappy, which makes them want to watch more TV, which they soon will be unable to do because the signal is about to get cut off. There have been wars started for less, so we anticipate come February 2009, the world is going to end, three years earlier that predicted. Take THAT, Mayans!

The 30-year study, published by the fine folks at the University of Maryland, also discovered that people who read and socialize well are happier on average, and watch watch less TV. This is actually in line with my own research findings, The Jack Loftus Method, which found people are generally happier when having sex with other people, and not their television screens.

And finally, from the Duh! department, comes this gem from Maryland researcher and sociologist John Robinson:

"TV doesn't really seem to satisfy people over the long haul the way that social involvement or reading a newspaper does," said Robinson, who was also the study co-author. "It's more passive and may provide escape - especially when the news is as depressing as the economy itself. The data suggest to us that the TV habit may offer short-run pleasure at the expense of long-term malaise."

Unless, of course, you're watching porn. Then we all win. [University of Maryland]

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<![CDATA[Amazon Officially Backs Blu-ray]]> Amazon is going to take the unusually forward-thinking step of promoting Blu-ray "more prominently" on its site over HD DVD. The good news for those of you who wanna expand your movie collection for dirt cheap is that they're going to keep selling HD DVD stuff for the time being. [CNN Money]

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<![CDATA[Universal Turns Blu]]> universalblue.jpegUniversal smartly wants its movies to be on the HD format that still exists, so it's switching to Blu-ray. If you would like to further delve into their rationale, here's their statement:

"While Universal values the close partnership we have shared with Toshiba, it is time to turn our focus to releasing new and catalog titles on Blu-ray," said Craig Kornblau, president of Universal Studios Home Entertainment.

"The path for widespread adoption of the next-generation platform has finally become clear. Universal will continue its aggressive efforts to broaden awareness for hi-def´s unparalleled offerings in interactivity and connectivity, at an increasingly affordable price. The emergence of a single, high-definition format is cause for consumers, as well as the entire entertainment industry, to celebrate."

We're grabbing more details about how they're planning the transition. Until then, here's what you can do. [Home Media Magazine]

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<![CDATA[Fake UFO in Haiti Video Creator Uncovered]]> Remember the badass "UFO in Haiti" video that was all the rage last week? Big surprise, guys: It was a fake. The LA Times did some investigating and figured out just who was behind the convincing video.

Yeah, I know, you wanted to believe. But it turns out the video was an exercise by a French computer animator who did work for the Michel Gondry stunner Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. The UFO video was just an experiment, something he whipped up in one day and threw online. He did it as a test for a movie he's working on, but wasn't trying to make a viral hit or anything. Because somehow he didn't realize that an amazingly realistic and awesome UFO video would catch on on YouTube. Welcome to the internet, Frenchy. [LA Times]

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<![CDATA[Universal's DRM-free tracks will have watermarks...]]> Universal's DRM-free tracks will have watermarks that will allow them to be tracked over P2P networks. Whether each copy of a track is uniquely marked or they all simply sport generic "Universal" tats is still a question. [Listening Post]

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<![CDATA[We Aren't Boycotting the iPhone, Obviously]]> Attn: stupidheads. There are a couple articles out there saying that Gizmodo is calling for a boycott of the iPhone. We are not.

This is based off my anti-AT&T essay from last week that wondered aloud whether or not it was worth supporting AT&T to get an iPhone. I said that I personally don't give money to AT&T, and hence will not be getting an iPhone. I didn't say that other people should follow suit (unless they feel the same way I do), and it wasn't some big decree on behalf of all of Gizmodo. Clearly, there's some excitement for the iPhone around here, as you can see if you read the entire site and not just certain features that you find on Digg. Context is important, as is using your brain before you write something. Just a tip.

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<![CDATA[NYT Breaking News Again: Loud Music Makes You Deaf]]> From the Duh section of today's Gray Lady.

Hazards: A Study Gauges the Risks for Ears With iPods [NY Times]

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<![CDATA[WSJ Discovers Wi-Fi Flavors]]> Sometimes its so cute to watch the big guys discover the Interwebs. Take this story from the WSJ, for example. The news peg, as they call it in the biz-snazz, is that 802.11n is coming out sometimes soon. But in order to churn up a whole feature, they rock the old "something new is happening, but are YOU ready" ploy so popular with nightly news broadcasts ("Next, something new just came out that could kill your kids and castrate your husband... are YOU ready?")

Ultimately we learn that 802.11n flavors from Atheros and Broadcom, two popular chip manufacturers, may not be compatible, at least at first, and that we still don't know when 802.11n will be ratified. Plus, a fellow from Linksys says "The industry will never adopt a technology again where there is a single proprietary vendor." Pith, dear readers. Pith. [Picture ganked from GreatBigStuff]

Faster Wi-Fi Hits Hurdles [WSJ]

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