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    Image of SkipErnst SkipErnst
    12/15/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Why are there 6 top 5 assclowns in this article?
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    Image of ZombieRot ZombieRot
    12/03/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Good god, Really? Is this really a worthy article? GOD, you guys are SUCH APPLE WHORES!!!!! You are the "Fox News" of Gadget Blogs!!!!! "Unfair and Unbalanced"
    I will take my Windows 7 and My Blackberry and pretend this did Article Never even happened........That is until the next Apple Stroking fiesta anyway!
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    qbrad promoted this comment ZombieRot was starred ZombieRot was unstarred
    Image of qbrad qbrad
    12/03/09

    @ZombieRot: Calm down. Have some dip. The writers love Windows too.
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    Image of diesel828 diesel828
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    I'm glad this post was done because I'm sure most of them thought they were in the clear. We remember you, assclowns!
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    Image of OMG_changed_my_name! OMG_changed_my_name!
    12/02/09

    @diesel828: Next year, when Windows 7 has 5-10x the marketshare of Mac OS X, let's come back and do a post on this:

    [www.engadget.com]

    Is Phil an assclown too?
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment OMG_changed_my_name! was starred OMG_changed_my_name! was unstarred
    Image of diesel828 diesel828
    12/04/09

    @OMG_changed_my_name!: Nah, he's not. Because it's true. Windows will always be Windows.
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    Image of OMG_changed_my_name! OMG_changed_my_name!
    12/04/09

    @diesel828: So you are an assclown then as well...
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    OMG_changed_my_name! was starred OMG_changed_my_name! was unstarred
    Image of OMG_changed_my_name! OMG_changed_my_name!
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    And when can we expect the post about assclown Steve Jobs shitting all over Android?
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment OMG_changed_my_name! was starred OMG_changed_my_name! was unstarred
    Image of istuptinosil istuptinosil
    12/02/09

    @OMG_changed_my_name!: Jobs doesn't bother with things like that. He's not a dope like Ballmer. Whiner.
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    istuptinosil was starred istuptinosil was unstarred
    Image of OMG_changed_my_name! OMG_changed_my_name!
    12/02/09

    @istuptinosil: He doesn't? How about he did, saying building a phone is hard (implying Google can't do it), and that Android hurts Google.

    How about when Jobs called Blu-Ray a bag of hurt? Let's see ... I think Blu-Ray has taken off this year.

    Yeah, Jobs never pulls shit like that. He's a genius (that also happens to park in handicapped spots).
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment OMG_changed_my_name! was starred OMG_changed_my_name! was unstarred
    Image of gyller gyller
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Yeah we get it, you got an iPhone toy Jesus Diaz but this is on a childs level. Steve said nothing wrong in the interview, he believes in his company.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment Edited by gyller at 12/02/09 7:15 PM gyller was starred gyller was unstarred
    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    I like how Rubenstein, who worked on the iPod, was poopoo'ing the device while cooking his own competitor up at Palm. That's not so much assclownery as much as sleight of hand on his part.

    I suppose Anssi Vanjoki could still be correct, if, say, 5-10 years from now the iPhone is as esoteric as Macintosh computers in 1997. I love the iPhone now, but will it be relevant in 5 years time (the future iPhone, not this current one, which will be junk in a landfill or melted for scrap by then)?
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    Image of redman042 redman042
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Ballmer: "You can get the Motorola Q right now and it does music and chat and internet... I'm very happy with our strategy."

    Um... how's Windows Mobile working out for you now Steve? Oh, and I owned a Q, and hated it from day 1.
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    Image of SKiTz SKiTz
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Yeah...

    because it would be impossible to find even a single ridiculous statement in a Giz article.

    -_-
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment SKiTz was starred SKiTz was unstarred
    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Because if it was Steve Jobs laughing at some new competitor product that did work out later on, he'd be only defending his company.
    It would be only a basic strategy for a competing company.
    Moreso, it would be an intelligent way of marketing their own product, and even a bit "cool" and "ballsy".

    Predictions are made all the time by all companies. Lots of them get it wrong.
    In Ballmer's case here, like it or not, he had lots of good points there which are still valid today.
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    Image of schmoe5000 schmoe5000
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    Is everyone retarded? He said it doesn't appeal to business customers; and he's generally right. business won't supply their staff with iphones because the keyboard DOES suck. It's a terrible phone, but a very cool PDA. You know how many times I've had to tell people borrowing my phone that 'they have to line their ear up with the pinhole'?

    He SAID 'it MAY do very well' 'they have their strategy we have ours'

    the iphone IS cool.. I use one; I'm not a 'business customer'... its a toy.

    what should he have said? 'APPLE IS GOING TO KICK OUR A$$ with the iPhone!'

    This interview does not qualify him as an 'assclown'... seriously; grow up.


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    jepzilla promoted this comment Nathan Obbards approved this comment schmoe5000 was starred schmoe5000 was unstarred
    Image of Lincolnsbeard33 Lincolnsbeard33
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    How is Balmer an Assclown? He was 100% right about it not selling well at $500.

    The Iphone didn't do good until they lowered the price. Even then the Iphone still isn't the highest selling buisness phone.
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    Image of clak clak
    12/02/09

    @Lincolnsbeard33: The original iPhone was priced at $600 and it still sold 270,000 in two days and 1 million in 74 days.

    [www.apple.com]

    And Ballmer didn't answer the question he was asked. He was asked how the iPhone would impact the Zune, not Windows Mobile.

    He was wrong on all counts.
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    Image of Lincolnsbeard33 Lincolnsbeard33
    12/02/09

    @clak: well seeing as there are over 250 million cell phone users in the US as of 2007. 1 million iphones sold is nothing.

    See it wasn't till the 3G came out and the price dropped that the Iphone sales started to actually rise.

    as for the question it was "what was your reaction to the iphone" So you are wrong on both counts.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment Lincolnsbeard33 was starred Lincolnsbeard33 was unstarred
    Image of ludwigk ludwigk
    12/02/09

    @Lincolnsbeard33: You can't have sold a smartphone, winmo, iphone or whatever, to a current cell phone user who didn't buy a phone. The number of installed base of cellphones is meaningless.

    The correct figure to consider is sales of new SMARTphones over the same period of time. In 2007, after launching in the second half, with limited supply, a high pricepoint, and only 1 carrier, Apple had a 28-percent share of sales, putting it behind RIM’s 41-percent but ahead of all Windows Mobile-powered smartphones that between them had 21-percent. (source [news.cnet.com]) So, if being second in sales, ahead of ALL winmo phone sales COMBINED is nothing, then Ballmer's strategy was an abysmal, unmitigated failure.
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    Image of Lincolnsbeard33 Lincolnsbeard33
    12/02/09

    @ludwigk: excuse me??? Did you just say you can't sell a smartphone or whatever to people who didn't buy a phone??

    What kind of stupid nonsense is that. Anyone who has a cell phone is a potential customer. If people decided to stick with their current cell phone because of price or what have you then it counts.

    Plus it helps if you read the articles you are quoting BEFORE you post them so you don't look like a fool.
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    Image of knwldg knwldg
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    I thought this was a blog site, and i thought the fanboyism only was in the comments. I think Steve's points during the time it was stated were very correct and the iphone has changed a lot since that statement has been made. The iphone still lacks a lot of requirements that many business minded people need. So go on with your fanboyish ways, and keep "multitasking."
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    Image of clak clak
    12/02/09

    @knwldg: I think blogs are allowed to have fanboys, although I don't see how pointing how wrong all the CEOs were about Apple can be equated with fanboyism.

    And the iPhone multi-tasks with Apple's native apps, you might not have heard. This is why you can answer a call, put someone on hold and open Safari for instance, or leave iPod playing in the background while you do other things.
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    clak was starred clak was unstarred
    Image of knwldg knwldg
    12/02/09

    @clak:
    Your first part is too funny to respond to.

    For business people that is really not multitasking. I know they are trying to convey that in their new commercials, but that is weak.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment knwldg was starred knwldg was unstarred
    Image of clak clak
    12/02/09

    @knwldg: Who said anything about business people? I was addressing your lie about multi-tasking.
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    clak was starred clak was unstarred
    Image of knwldg knwldg
    12/02/09

    @clak:
    That is not really multitasking, that's just weak. You can use all of your programs while on a call on a windows phone also, but you can also use multiple "programs" at once.
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    Image of FermentedDischarge FermentedDischarge
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    You know, I always knew that Gizmodo loved Apple so much that ever blogger has a picture of Stevey above their beds but this is just ridiculous. LET IT GO. Yes, it's a good phone (Technically), yes it proved various people wrong, mainly due to its unexpected and odd producer origins but no means necessary is this the first time in history that someone made a prediction that did not come true.

    Not to mention, all those high rank CEOs are COMPETITORS to Apple so why would they speak of one of their competitor's new products in high spirits and hopes? Because they know people read this junk on the web and if they're going to, it should at least be negativity on the product and not positivity, to make sure they can change the opinion of as many people as possible.

    So what's next? Are you going to dedicate an entire article to Bill Gates on how he thought 640K of memory will be all the memory we will ever need in a computer? You probably should at this rate, seeing as the person that has made a mistake, has ties to an operating system called Windows so it should make for even greater material for you guys to make another lousy joke about it's crappiness despite Jobs also being a lousy fortune teller. COME ON, what are you waiting for, it'll surely bring in a lot of hits for the site and more angry viewers.
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    Nathan Obbards promoted this comment FermentedDischarge was starred FermentedDischarge was unstarred
    Image of aec007 aec007
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    I would not say they are assclowns.

    They had their own opinion about it. Period.

    The iPhone is not the best selling or number one phone in the world.
    As of Q4/ 2008 Windows Mobile still outsold the iPhone (do a search)

    You also need to add to the mix RIM and all the new Android phones and in a near future WM7.

    Where does it leave the iPhone at? ... As another phone, that's all. It suits some people and not some others. It's not the best selling or the number one in customer base/ total volume sold.

    Leave it at that.

    I still don't get the point on this story.
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    Image of Antonio Diaz Antonio Diaz
    12/02/09

    In reply to Top 5 Assclowns Laughing at the iPhone Back in 2007
    All these guy's share a common theme, old and out of touch. Being named CEO of a company doesnt mean you know everything and the product you represent is better than your competition. It should mean you keep your mouth shut and try your best to put out good product, not stupid quotes.
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