Oh, and the egg is a pouch. How cute is that? Perhaps enough to pay $35 for it. [Etsy via Walyou]

Like Creative's introduction video before it, CNET's hands-on is more about seeing the hardware than showing off new features—this is the same Android we've been using since last year, after all. There's a lot of interesting stuff going on inside the Egg—720p video playback support by means of on in-house chip, promises of long battery life, the expandable storage potential—but most of this isn't apparent in a short demo like this.

What we're left with is an attractive piece of hardware that is just begging to live out its destiny as the first mainstream Android PMP, but which Creative can't seem to make up its mind about, at least publicly. The Zii really looks like a consumer products, from its styling to its specs, and I'd love or Creative to take it to market, or to sell the design to someone else to do the same. But even though it seems obvious that such a product would represent the first real competitor to the iPod Touch, their line, still, is that this is for developers, and that the "platform" could be available to manufacturers, though apparently, not this specific piece of hardware. Whether they're just tied up in their own words or this is really their plan, there's a market gap that needs filling, and the Zii looks like it could fill it. Click through for video. [CNET Asia]

Being seeded to developers as part of a $399 SDK (final units are expected to ship in bulk at $199), the Zii Egg Plaszma is an Android-friendly "handheld computer" that's like an iPod touch beefed up with more than a few popular requests.

You navigate the platform through a 3.5" 320x480, 10-point capacitive multitouch screen. From there, you can access the rear facing HD video camera, front facing live chat VGA camera, 32GB of integrated storage with SDHC card expansion, Flash Lite support, GPS, Wi-Fi and, oh right, it's powerful enough to output 1080P video.

Of course, its greatest asset, the option to run the open Android OS (the company offers its own Plaszma OS but that's a bit less exciting), means that the hardware begins to resemble a smartphone without the phone. And I'm surprised on a daily basis that anyone is still buying big iPods that can't make phone calls. [ZiiLabs via GeekyGadgets]

I can get this and this, but this:

Is this a condomurbator?

Is it?

Seriously, tell me.

Because now I'm officially curious, and I will have to try one out. Maybe this is the perfect complement for the Lego Mindstorms NXT masturmachine. [The Frisky and Sankaku Complex (NSFW)]

I won't get into any depth on the song, because this is Gizmodo and when a song only has two words and both of them are "womanizer," it's tough to glean any gadget connection. But the Nokia first makes an appearance at breakfast, when Britney's antagonist checks his calendar to see what kind of womanizing he'll get up to today.
It's pretty obvious product placement when the words "Nokia" glimmer for no reason, but I was too distracted by what he was eating to care:
Okay, a square egg is easy, you can just cut the white into whatever shape you want. But the YOLK is square too! Britney should stop singing and open a restaurant, because that's goddamn amazing. Luckily, all this happens in the first minute so you don't need to sit through the awful inane screeching for too long. [- Thanks, everyone who sent this in]

•"Say hello to my little chicken!"
•A great source of Omega-357 and Anti-Uzidents.
•Gun shaped eggs promote fowl play.
•This is your brain. This is your brain shaped like an Uzi.
•Shot in the yolk, and you're to blame. You give breakfast a bad name.
•Nothing says "I love you honey" like a gun in the mouth.
•Make one false move and I'll scramble your eggs.
•That's what I call "insani-tasty."

Got something better? I hope so—because these are horrible. So bring it on. [Product Page via Spluch via Laughing Squid]

The device comes in two parts; an egg that you put where the sun doesn't shine, and a fob which you put on your key ring. The fob has a button that can switch between 10 different settings, all of which hopefully have the same final outcome. The only thing I don't understand is how the egg can detect the fob's signals. [LoveHoney]

The Xbox 360 Easter Egg [Kotaku]

However, this Grobag Egg is supposed to be placed inside nurseries, so that you can easily determine how hot or cold a baby's bed is and adjust accordingly. But it's still a pretty neat gadget to place on your nightstand so you can determine just how fast you need to run to put on a jacket when you get out of bed in the morning. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Grobag via Oh Gizmo via Sci Fi Blog]

Simple, cheap, and fun, which makes it a neat stocking-stuffer for the kids. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Egg Utensils - Not the one pictured, unfortunately.]

Egg Cuber [Carabassa via Boing Boing]

Here's an an ingenious way to make a complete breakfast at home without having to inundate your kitchen with single-use appliances. This new product from Japanese company Chuo Sangyo lets you make coffee, eggs, and toast all in one breath. It only takes 10 minutes and one outlet. Amazing.
–Lisa Katayama

One Machine Makes Toast, Eggs, and Coffee [TokyoMango]

The display also flips upside-down at the press of a button so you can still see what song is playing when it's hanging from your neck. No pricing yet, but we're sure it will be eggs-celent when it's released in October. We're eggs-tatic. – Jason Chen

Product Page [Playengine via Shiny Shiny]

The egg has heat-sensitive ink that displays only when the correct temperature is reached, meaning when your egg is done. The eggs come in hard-boiled, medium, or soft varieties, meaning you have to buy the kind you want or else the ink is useless—it's not a three-in-one egg.

They should really put this into other foods, like steak. Maybe they could display "WELL DONE" or "MEDIUM RARE" in big black letters when the meat reaches the right temperature. – Jason Chen

The smart egg that shows you when it's boiled to perfection [Times Online via Oh Gizmo]