CNN Election Night Talking Heads Will Be 3D Holograms Hanging Out With…

Holy crap, the future is here, and I'm not talking about the next president being elected tonight. CNN's election night talking heads won't be yapping against a boring green screen. No sir, they will be 3D holograms » 11/04/08 3:59pm 11/04/08 3:59pm beamed into the studio next to Wolf Blitzer, making it seem as if they are actually there. While it's…

How the Obama-Hating Voting Machine Fails

Remember the voting machines in West Virginia » 10/29/08 11:00am 10/29/08 11:00am that just couldn't bring themselves to let people vote Obama? Jackson County Clerk Jeff Waybright, who "hates stories like this" was good enough to show Video the Vote how a mis-calibrated voting machine would take a vote for Obama (or anyone) and turn it into a vote for…

Voting Machine: No, You Really Meant to Vote for McCain

Even though the great state of West Virginia is only at threat level orange » 10/21/08 5:30pm 10/21/08 5:30pm for having the closest thing the average American has to a voice tampered with, in at least three counties, voters have complained that when they tried to vote for Barack Obama, the touchscreen voting machine cast their vote for John McCain.…

Google CEO Wants to Be President Obama's Tech Chief

Did you know? Besides sitting on Apple's board of directors, Google CEO Eric Schmidt has been an informal adviser to Barack Obama's presidential campaign. In fact, he lurves » 10/20/08 5:00pm 10/20/08 5:00pm Obama so much that's he not just going to endorse him (shock, right?) he's going to actually for him next week. And not just 'cause Obama might…

Lego Sarah Palin Winks, Says "Pew Pew" to Lego Bridges to Nowhere, Just…

The debates are over, and we're in the home stretch to election day. Since campaign ads are obviously full of crap, that means the only ways left to decide who you should vote for are Photoshop » 10/18/08 6:45pm 10/18/08 6:45pm and Lego. Built at what OJ calls "marionette scale," Lego Sarah Palin is maverick enough to field interviews from Lego Katie…

The Atlantic: Verizon Did Give John McCain Special Treatment With Cell…

After the Washington Post ran a story » 10/17/08 10:00am 10/17/08 10:00am about how both Verizon and AT&T tripped over themselves to put up cell towers at John McCain's Arizona ranch to patch up his crappy reception, it "was wrong," and they just put those towers up because the Secret Service said so and they had to, not because it was John McCain and…

AT&T and Verizon Built Special Cell Towers at John McCain's House to…

Cell reception sucks an elephant dong at John McCain's Arizona ranch. Or it did, until Cindy McCain "embarked on an expensive public process" for Verizon Wireless to build a permanent cell tower at their ranch, reports the Washington Post » 10/16/08 8:40am 10/16/08 8:40am. That got scrapped, but Verizon did see fit to "navigate a lengthy county…

PBS and YouTube Want You to Play Michael Moore on Election Day

You're one of those internet-addicted, Obama-loving youngins that's actually going to vote on Election day. That's great, since the youth vote has historically been a bucket of fail » 10/15/08 6:40pm 10/15/08 6:40pm. But PBS and YouTube want you to take your civic duty even more srsly and bring your camcorder to document the experience—as well as any…

Democrats Still Most Tech Savvy, Rent Digital Billboard to Text Message…

Click to view » 10/07/08 8:20pm 10/07/08 8:20pmNeed more evidence that Democrats are more than their elephantine counterparts? At a Sarah Palin rally in LA on Saturday, the California Democratic party rented a digital billboard across the street which displayed questions for the veep candiate sent by text message. Granted, even if Palin did read…

iPhone Election '08 App: Watch Your Faith in America Get Destroyed in…

If you're ever pulled away from the constant spew of talking heads, meaningless statistics and rhetorical bile parading itself as election news in order to fill the gaping 24/7 news cycle—you know, to do something other than wallow in political witticisms not half as sharp as as Jon Stewart's » 9/04/08 3:59pm 9/04/08 3:59pm—the 99-cent Election '08…