Fake Electric Chair Teaches Your Kids About the Fun of Executions

Adam Frucci — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:40:00 EDT

Guys, isn't capital punishment hilarious? I mean, there's nothing funnier than the state putting someone to death for a crime they're pretty sure they committed even though there's always a margin of error and it's 100% certain that innocent people have been executed! LOL! For my next party, I'm getting the Shocker Chair, the only fake electric chair worth its weight!

Experience the gruesome Shocker electric chair with 2,000 volts involved. It’s guaranteed to make you tingle. Let your friends see the smoke rise as the voltage is increased.

So it's like being in a non-lethal electric chair? Uh, awesome? Seriously, who in their right mind would pay $1,000 for this? [Machine World via BornRich]

LEGO Electric Chair, Too Far?

Mark Wilson — Thu, 07 Feb 2008 08:38:34 EST

Hey kids! Do you like Bionicle? Of course you do! Well then you are gonna love LEGO's rad new collection, Prisonicle! Take your friends Eddy (serial killer), Charly (LEGO thief) and Jeffrey (reformed serial killer who just wants to do his time and repent) to the LEGO electric chair and watch as they fry away in penance for past transgressions! What about the straps, you ask? There's no need! With LEGO, you just snap 'em in! Just don't sniff the fumes of melting LEGOs—sure they'll get you high—but they're toxic! Ewwww, stinkies!

Get 'em while they're hot! [labil via likecool via gizmowatch]

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Fake Electric Chair Teaches Your Kids About the Fun of Executions

LEGO Electric Chair, Too Far?