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Kaiser-Machead
04/22/09

In reply to Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
After looking through big detailed pictures of this car, I can't learn to love it. The Maser Quattroporte is a much prettier four door exoticar, and BMW has the profile just right. This thing is like a squat Cayenne. Damn Porsche, why do you make me sad like this?
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OMG! Ponies!
04/22/09

In reply to Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
Why all the hassle?

College pranksters used to do stuff like disassemble the dean's car and rebuild it in the dean's office all the time in the 1960's.

Scientia Est Bonus - Emil Faber
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GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
04/22/09

@OMG! Ponies!: Sadly they applied that principle to the first form of transportation they wanted to try out on the 94th floor. The horse did not seem to be receptive to the idea. The re-assembly had a success rate equal to Senator John "Bluto" Blutarsky's GPA at Faber.
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GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
04/22/09

@OMG! Ponies!: And while I applaud your use of Animal House, I think a better example might have been:

Takashi, you know you're not supposed to park that on campus.

Secretary Yu Zhengsheng's gonna hear all about this. You'll rue the day!
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GitEmSteveDave_ForgotNametag
04/22/09

In reply to Lazy Porsche Demands Elevator Service
I bet that car dealer is really pissed he offered free delivery with the purchase of any new car. On the plus side, the guy bought the rust coating and the dealer floor mats.
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OMG! Ponies!
02/03/09

In reply to Stephen Fry Was Trapped In an Elevator
Here's my tweet:

"Just took a dump. Kind of leafy and loose. Wiped twice cuz it was wet. Still, better than being backed up."

I'm sure this is what Al Gore had in mind when he invented the internet.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/03/09

In reply to Stephen Fry Was Trapped In an Elevator
Isn't this like the second time that's happened to him??

Seriously, I thought there was a story last year about the same thing happening to him...
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Ike_Skelton
02/03/09

In reply to Stephen Fry Was Trapped In an Elevator
Who the hell is Steven Fry??
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Hello Mister Walrus
02/03/09

@Ike_Skelton: He's a famous British actor. In the US, he is probably best known as the gay guy in V for Vendetta.
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Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
02/03/09

@Ike_Skelton: Philip J. Fry's uncle..
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djtooshay
02/03/09

@Ike_Skelton: On some blogs you can get banned for that.

Google it.
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ScottRose
02/04/09

@djtooshay: You can also get banned for asking "why is this story even vaguely relevant or interesting outside of may-hay-hay-be those knowing whom Stephen Fry is?", so I would never ask that.
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