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Sorry, but watching Tyrese and his angst-ridden persona of puerility street tough character in 2 Fast 2 Furious is way worse than watching Vin Diesel act. At least Vin Diesel can entertain while he snaps the neck of a batshark after eviscerating it, and staring with a listless yet angry stare into the dark with silver eyes.
Boy, Pitch Black sure is old. Nuts to you Vin. XXX was a shitty movie, but that's more Rob Cohen's fault than yours. You were passable but forgettable in Boiler Room, but it was all Giovanni Ribisi, and that dude from Boston Public.
@Kaiser-Machead: IMHO The only movies that Vin entertains are the ones where:
1. He dies.
2. Is "acting" in movies best suited for him. (The Pacifier)
Not saying the other actors are any better, but it's fair to say that F&F movies are where actor's dreams go to die. But people don't really watch those movies for the acting, now do they?
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
32 inches? Are they kidding me, only 32 inches? Like that's gonna give my peripheral vision any kind of VR thrill. Let me know when it gets up to at least 6 feet.
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
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04/06/09
I'll hold off on having any part of Vin Diesel in my body. Thank you.
04/06/09
* bites tongue *
* whistles ever-so-softly while retreating nonchalantly *
04/06/09
Boy, Pitch Black sure is old. Nuts to you Vin. XXX was a shitty movie, but that's more Rob Cohen's fault than yours. You were passable but forgettable in Boiler Room, but it was all Giovanni Ribisi, and that dude from Boston Public.
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1. He dies.
2. Is "acting" in movies best suited for him. (The Pacifier)
Not saying the other actors are any better, but it's fair to say that F&F movies are where actor's dreams go to die. But people don't really watch those movies for the acting, now do they?
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* smugly *
Well. My home theater IS a 10' HD DLP projector. So I guess I'm not selling myself so short after all, am I?
* fails to disclose that the HD is only 720P *
* buries head in secret shame *
04/06/09
In my Castro Street neighborhood, anything more than 8" gets you into, uh, "movies".
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-Watching Paul Walker try to play a tough guy.
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