Gizmodo: emf

Trisaksri Ghost Repellent Zaps Unwanted Spirits With Radio Wave Blast

Sean Fallon — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 14:40:00 EDT

Are you troubled by strange noises in the middle of the night? Do you experience feelings of dread in your basement or attic? Have you or your family ever seen a spook, spectre or ghost?

If the answer is "yes," then don't wait another minute. The folks at Supa Boondee shop are ready to believe you. Their solution: the Trisaksri Ghost repellent. Simply switching the device to the "On" position will detect ghosts with a low level magnetic field and a camera. This "invisible picture" completes a circuit that results in a "Wave Killer" Radio wave blast that should send ghosts and devils back to hell.

Currently, Supa Boondee is debating whether or not to go ahead with a full-scale launch of the product—but at the very least, a prototype will hit eBay in a couple of weeks. So, keep that in mind if the exorcist doesn't work out. [Supa Boondee via Boing Boing Gadgets]

Cell Sensor Measures Your Slow Death From Killer Cellphones, Radiation

Charlie White — Wed, 28 Feb 2007 13:30:01 EST

Get out the tin foil hats, folks, 'cause the radiation's coming! Wait, it's already here. Run for your lives! This Cell Sensor EMF detector will make you even more paranoid by measuring both electromagnetic fields (EMF) and radio frequency (RF) radiation. Jeez, that sounds so dangerous and scary: Radiation. That's gotta hurt.

Find out just how much of those deadly rays are surrounding you 24/7 with this $39.95 device, priced for the home fraidycat. Might be a good tool for a movie theater owner, to keep those cell-talking jabberjaws out of the cineplex. – Charlie White

Product Page [Scientifics Online, via Red Ferret]

ZeroPA Low EMF Hair Dryer: Be Afraid

Charlie White — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 12:11:42 EDT

For those living in fear of unseen forces all around them, here's the ZeroPA Low EMF Hair Dryer, an electromagnetic frequency (EMF)-blocking blower that will keep those villainous magnetic fields away from your ~~catastrophisizing~~ ~~hyper-vigilant~~ ~~chickenshit~~ vulnerable brain. That's right, all of this technology around us just can't be good. It's all too easy, this technology stuff. There are rays, killer rays lurking in the shadows, ready to smite us. Indeed there are.

Thank goodness we have the ZeroPA to protect us from getting killed by a list of cancers and horrific things as long as your arm. Just look at them, they're all listed right there on the company's website. The ZeroPA blocks 95% of those murderous electromagnetic waves, keeping you safe and drying your "hiar" at the same time. However, we're a little skeptical of a product whose wordsmiths can't spell the word "hair." – Charlie White

Product Page [Unix Electronics, via treehugger]

EMF Reducing Clothing

rhbaby — Sun, 19 Mar 2006 16:10:32 EST

This hat — made from cotten fiber, silver and copper — will help reduce your brain's exposure to EMF. LessEMF also sells shirts and cell phone covers to accomplish the same thing. The shielding comes at a price, though. When you reduce the radiation coming from a cell phone, you also reduce the signal strength and sound quality. Call me crazy, but if you have to shield your cell phone such that it doesn't work anymore, maybe you're better off not carrying one at all. Although the jury may still be out on the effects of EMF exposure, the hats may also help keep the government mind-readers at bay. At least that's why I'm buying one.

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