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    The Erectile Quality Monitor Review

    EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    Get your penis out of that Erectile Quality Meter. You don't know where it's been!
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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    uh, if you have to put a number to your erection... shouldn't inches suffice?


    (or centimeters if you're european or think that a bigger number makes it 'sound bigger')

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    Image of Sri Ramanujam Sri Ramanujam
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    Hey, it's my dad's birthday today too! I'm actually eating birthday cake right now. :)


    Happy birthday!

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    Image of Jason Chen Jason Chen
    02/16/09

    @Sri Ramanujam: Thanks son!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    A lady knows without a meter. Its all in motivation.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    We all know a six inch spike and a board are the only two items a man needs to prove the axial rigidity of his manhood...


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    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    I don't need a gadget to show me how hard I am when assuming a gun's ready stance.
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    Image of burgundyyears burgundyyears
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    It must be homoerotic monday or something.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/16/09

    @burgundyyears: Or maybe you're just not as comfortable with your manhood as the rest of us are with ours...
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/16/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: He's a wuss. I'm comfortable with your manhood.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/16/09

    @BeautifulAgony: It's much more social and outgoing than I am.
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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/16/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: What's it doing Friday night?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/17/09

    @BeautifulAgony: Haha... probably something more interesting than the rest of me it doing...
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    Image of Adrian Covert Adrian Covert
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    WHAT?! NO PICS?!
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    02/16/09

    @Adrian Covert:


    Agreed. All Gizmodo bloggers (even ex-bloggers) should provide pics and their axial rigidity scores if they are male.


    Also, it clearly has a size limit. How does that factor in? Do you lubricate it? Is it like fleshlight material? Does it squeeze your erect penis like a blood pressure machine?


    Can I help with testing?

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    Image of Erica Ho Erica Ho
    02/16/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: I eagerly await these pics, yes.
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    Image of Jason Chen Jason Chen
    02/16/09

    @Adrian Covert: Check your email.
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    Image of Jason Chen Jason Chen
    02/16/09

    @Erica Ho: Check your email too.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/16/09

    @Jason Chen: Hey, don't forget Lindsay...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02/16/09

    @Jason Chen: You know I was nice to you guys.


    You had a contest where we had to submit apps that would never be approved. My baser nature thought that the app "A Picture of OMG! Ponies! cock" would be great. But then I thought to myself, "Self, that's not appropriate. While 'large penis is always welcome'*, the fine people at Gizmodo don't want to see your cock."


    Sirs, the gloves (figuratively speaking) are off. I bid you good day.


    *20 points to whomever can name the source of this quote

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    Image of BeautifulAgony BeautifulAgony
    02/16/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: You crack me up! And if you need/want an extra hand, just holler. ;)


    Seriously, though, I don't think it requires insertion for testing though.... I think they just push the cock-head against the "plate" at the bottom of the device... not as exciting :( I'm sure we could deice better tests!

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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    02/16/09

    @Jason Chen:


    I will see these. I WILL! :-)

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    02/16/09

    @LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M: What about commenters? I have no problem moving the sign in my avatar and blinding half of the Gizmodo readers. And for the fellas, once your blind, I have a Ex I can give you a number for who drips over the unsighted.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    02/17/09

    @SparkleMotion_GitEmSteveDave: Think she would she fall for it if I just pretended to be blind?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee GitEmSteveDave_HurtHisKnee
    02/17/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake: Perhaps. It helps if you skydive, I know that. You might also need a dog.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    02/16/09

    In reply to The Erectile Quality Monitor Review
    I hope to god I never need to use something like this.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    02/16/09

    @Xeno: Don't worry. The crabs will eat your johnson long before you need to worry about that.
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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    12/05/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Myself, being Jewish, if I can walk into a wall and my weenie hits before my nose, I'm good to go!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/05/08

    @maven2k: I have dated some jewish guys and I have never *NEVER* detected any functional difficulties. As for having large noses, which is not always the case, those have their uses too.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/05/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Red = Shooting pool with a rope.
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    Image of Sora57 is rendering Sora57 is rendering
    12/05/08

    @Curves: Best laugh I've had today.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Now of course you realize every time I see or hear and ad for Kmart's blue light specials I'm going to be thinking of this Wang meter..
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Couldn't you just measure how many wet towels your erection can support for cheaper?
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    Image of Cankles Cankles
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Uhhhhh... uhhhhhh... Gawd, do you need a friggen device to tell you this?


    Also, does it account for the two different brands of wang? Cut and uncut?


    uhhh.....

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    @Incognito: Well some guys can't find their asses with both hands so this will help them quite a bit.


    Also I don't think it matters if it's a turtleneck or not...

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    It needs a Dead Kennedys level: Too Drunk to Fu©*
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