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    Image of maven2k maven2k
    12/05/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Myself, being Jewish, if I can walk into a wall and my weenie hits before my nose, I'm good to go!
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/05/08

    @maven2k: I have dated some jewish guys and I have never *NEVER* detected any functional difficulties. As for having large noses, which is not always the case, those have their uses too.
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    12/05/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Red = Shooting pool with a rope.
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    Image of Sora57 is OK Sora57 is OK
    12/05/08

    @Curves: Best laugh I've had today.
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Now of course you realize every time I see or hear and ad for Kmart's blue light specials I'm going to be thinking of this Wang meter..
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Couldn't you just measure how many wet towels your erection can support for cheaper?
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    Image of Cankles Cankles
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Uhhhhh... uhhhhhh... Gawd, do you need a friggen device to tell you this?


    Also, does it account for the two different brands of wang? Cut and uncut?


    uhhh.....

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    @Incognito: Well some guys can't find their asses with both hands so this will help them quite a bit.


    Also I don't think it matters if it's a turtleneck or not...

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    Image of FredicvsMaximvs FredicvsMaximvs
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    It needs a Dead Kennedys level: Too Drunk to Fu©*
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    Image of Fractal the Meek Fractal the Meek
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Since when is it okay to put an electrical appliance "down there?"
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    @Fractal the Meek: Women have already been doing it for years so it's our turn now...
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    Image of Fractal the Meek Fractal the Meek
    12/04/08

    @Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude: Yeah, but their appliances don't look like fricken tazers. Maybe if they could improve this thing's "form factor..."
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    12/04/08

    @Fractal the Meek: Depends upon what she's into really.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    And what's wrong with this:



    I've rated a "Hubba Hubba" for years.

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: I didn't see 'Hubba Hubba' on that list. Is it way down at the bottom, out of view? j/k
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    12/04/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Doesn't work for me. Every time I put my penis on it, I get kicked out of the Chuck-E-Cheeze.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/05/08

    @Jrsy is the dude, playing the dude disguised as another dude: Sorry. I couldn't find a screenshot from "Flaming Moe's" where, in the Cheers-style intro, Steven Tyler is shown rating a "Hubba Hubba" on the Love Tester as the rest of Aerosmith looks on.


    "We got Aerosmith here tonight. Maybe they'll play a song."

    "I don't know about that, Moe."

    "Free pickled eggs."

    "Alright!"


    -cut to Aerosmith playing "Walk This Way"

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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    Well I don't know about you guys but mine doesn't bend. It pivots at the base.
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    Image of Daytodaz3 Daytodaz3
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    How does Chuck Norris test his erection?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    @Daytodaz3: Are you volunteering to assist him?
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    "Stay tuned for a hands on."


    In more ways than one, no doubt..

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    Image of Benjammn Benjammn
    12/04/08

    In reply to EQM - The Erectile Quality Monitor
    "Stay tuned for a hands on."

    Are you serious? I guess all you have to do is go to Fleshbot....
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    Image of LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M LindsayJoy's MBP is into S+M
    12/05/08

    @Benjammn:


    Oh BABY is that why is tagged Jesus Diaz?????


    I mean, nothing is better then the real thing but I wouldn't mind some video!

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