Do they need someone to annoy everyone else? Because I'll take that job. I can be intolerable in close quarters, extremely condescending, and very passive aggressive. I also clip my fingernails. #marssimulation
A 520-Day Pretend Trip To Mars? 520 days, that's all? That's nothing for Americans. Hell, we recently endured an 8-Year Pretend Trip To Democracy. #marssimulation
My puny Star Trek fantasy?
Our world becoming one people, finally working together with no boundaries, no Poverty, no Money, no starving and laying the founding stone for the Federation of Planets!
But seriously. Since the FDA reported that 4 people have died from choking on life alert pendants, maybe we can make life alert mumu's, housecoats, or even, dare I say it, LifeAlert Slanket/Snuggies! [gizmodo.com]
You know, this would be a really good plot for a horror movie. 6 volunteers get locked up with no communication for 6 months. When they open the doors they find a grizzly massacre inside. The rest of the movie is replaying events to find out what happened.
@dolo54 blows minds and blows engines!: Did you mean "grisly" massacre? Because if it was a grizzly massacre, that would be kind of awesome, but it would probably be easy to figure out what happened. (It was the grizzly bear, hidden in the food closet.)
isolation on earth seems like it would be even more stressful since you would always know that you could walk out the door at any time and go watch John & Kate +8, but in space you wouldn't have that option.....or would you...
@A Pimp Named DaveR: I'm surprised it didn't end with more then it started. 6 people + 1 fetus emerge from the spacecraft...
The 520 day one will surely end with a new generation.
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Hmmnnn....trapped in a can with sexy russian women? What is the food like? Can we bring booze? #marssimulation
10/22/09
1 - Will they pay for my trip to Russia?
2 - Will there be any Martian sex simulation?
Failure to provide a positive response to either one will yield a negative response on my part, followed by "N*Wëл Hа X*й".
Note:
I censored it. #marssimulation
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Yeah, yeah, I know it's just the same as regular water, you can't even taste the difference blah blah blah...
but it's just so freakin gross to think about! #marssimulation
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Feel better now?
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Wouldn't even have to add salt to the rim. #marssimulation
10/02/09
We have ST:TNG tech already. Tap a little button and you can communicate with it.
It's called a Bluetooth headset.
That's right. The entire crew of the Enterprise NCC-1701D was made of douchebags with Bluetooth. Suck on that, Geordi and Crusher!
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Our world becoming one people, finally working together with no boundaries, no Poverty, no Money, no starving and laying the founding stone for the Federation of Planets!
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Or does it possibly involve Kilngon Painstiks? Just be warned, they can cause excessive cephalic pressures to build up.
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The 520 day one will surely end with a new generation.