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Ballmer, the Evil Cylon, Finally Revealed
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03/24/09
Ballmer being a cylon is good news since, with the inability for Ballmer and his manufactured minions in Redmond to resurrect, they will need to make a deal with Apple to combine forces and go after the true evil in the universe: Phillips Sonicare Toothbrush. That sucker is so refreshing and cleans your teeth so well, there is no question that it is the greatest technology breakthrough in the past two hundred years. As soon as they add WiFi to it, that thing will totally kill off the iPhone.
03/23/09
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03/23/09
If I can be bothered/remember I will check for replies later on in the week. (Battlestar Galactica doesn't air until tomorrow night - in the UK)
:)
03/23/09
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03/23/09
Those are clearly Sith eyes:
You have been out nerded, Gizmodo!
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