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Ejector Seat Bar Stools Are the Most Efficient Way To Get Rid Of Creeps

If you completely avoid the bar scene because you're tired of spending your nights dealing with creeps, you'll sincerely wish this bar stool—crafted from an F-4 Phantom ejector seat—were fully functional. Because instead of having to jot down a fake phone number to escape an awkward situation, you could simply send… » 8/07/12 1:00pm 8/07/12 1:00pm