My puny Star Trek fantasy?
Our world becoming one people, finally working together with no boundaries, no Poverty, no Money, no starving and laying the founding stone for the Federation of Planets!
But seriously. Since the FDA reported that 4 people have died from choking on life alert pendants, maybe we can make life alert mumu's, housecoats, or even, dare I say it, LifeAlert Slanket/Snuggies! [gizmodo.com]
Oh the legal liabilities on this thing. Chemicals released to the child from the color change as well as liability for kids who are sick and the parents dont know since his Onsie didnt change color.
@Curves: PI lawyers don't rejoice. After three years of law school and countless hours locating "friendly" medical experts, they are no longer actually capable of that particular emotion. Instead, "good news" simply causes them to immediately switch into "devious scheming" mode. Almost like a robot. Or a wolf. Or a robot wolf.
@92BuickLeSabre: I laughed at what you wrote, but only because its true. Much to my shame, I have dated lawyers and I know they sit around looking for ways to maximize the way they can screw people.
The advantage to dating lawyers? You KNOW youre gonna get f00ked when a lawyer is involved.
@sicknick: they should do a run on basically anything Arc'teryx makes. In fact, Arc'teryx is probably responsible for this new tech with Gore. Its a little known fact that they are the people who had Gore create XCR, Paclite, and Tiny Tape. They are way ahead of everyone else.
I can't do anything with earbuds in besides sit very still. How do people manage to run with them in? Do you people practice ear versions of Kegel exercises?
@The Lab: I actually tried to DO one of those ater reading that. It didnt work out well, but I bet my facial expressions were priceless. Thank goodness no one saw me.
@The Lab: I can't do anything that doesn't involve holding them in with my hands. Even sitting still, they'll slowly slide right on out (and yes, I do regularly clean my ears). My parents got me a set of Earplanes the last time I flew to California with them, and even those would just slide right out.
For non-strappy headphones, I've got a pair of over-the-ear ones that have an accordioned rubber strap that wraps around the back of your ear, without digging in like the hard plastic ones that you usually find. Unfortunately, the only place I've ever found them is Mediaplay.
10/02/09
We have ST:TNG tech already. Tap a little button and you can communicate with it.
It's called a Bluetooth headset.
That's right. The entire crew of the Enterprise NCC-1701D was made of douchebags with Bluetooth. Suck on that, Geordi and Crusher!
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Our world becoming one people, finally working together with no boundaries, no Poverty, no Money, no starving and laying the founding stone for the Federation of Planets!
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Or does it possibly involve Kilngon Painstiks? Just be warned, they can cause excessive cephalic pressures to build up.
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Personal Injury Lawyers everywhere are rejoicing.
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Don't believe me? Ask Ponies!
06/18/09
The advantage to dating lawyers? You KNOW youre gonna get f00ked when a lawyer is involved.
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You should do a run about the new material Arcteryx is using on some of it's backpacks to make them virtually waterproof too without a raincover.
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[leaf.arcteryx.com]
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Awww yeah. Gortex baby! Let's hear it for the miracle material we all love!
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[www.acronym.de]
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The newest generation of soft-shell fabrics are way more exciting the gore-tex with some extra shit stuck to it...
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"Fuck him in the ear. Fuck him in the other ear."
[morrieswigshop.com]
Morrie's Wig Shop - Morrie's Wigs Won't Come Off.
12/19/08
I can't do anything that doesn't involve holding them in with my hands. Even sitting still, they'll slowly slide right on out (and yes, I do regularly clean my ears). My parents got me a set of Earplanes the last time I flew to California with them, and even those would just slide right out.
For non-strappy headphones, I've got a pair of over-the-ear ones that have an accordioned rubber strap that wraps around the back of your ear, without digging in like the hard plastic ones that you usually find. Unfortunately, the only place I've ever found them is Mediaplay.
12/18/08