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chuuchdizzle
07/14/09

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too bad geeks can only grow neckbeards. neckbeards being as appealing as genocide
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GitEmSteveDave_Isn'tFreshPerked
07/14/09

@chuuchdizzle: What about "soul patches"?
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Margatron
07/14/09

@2DaysTillTheState_GitEmSteveDave: People who grow soul patches do not have a whole soul and are thus deviants.
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nutbastard
07/14/09

@Margatron:

no they just have holes in their souls, thus the need for patches.
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Geisrud
04/02/09

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I had a nice goatee until I became a firefighter. Now that I'm doing a bit of coding instead of just working hardware, I might have to resign from the FD and grow a 'stache.
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strider_mt2k
04/01/09

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Acute nostril agony!
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Curves
04/01/09

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@Ibelieveinsandwitches - There is an easy way to distinguish between a serial killer and a programmer: Look for the orange cheese dust in the 'stache on the code monkey. The killers are usually foaming at the mouth, but its not orange. (Who could kill when they have Cheetos?)
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wolfenstein-3d
04/01/09

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I'm Ron Burgundy?
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Curves
04/01/09

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A moustache is sexy on a guy 90% of the time but only about 10% for beards Beards are ok if they are well trimmed, but the the ZZ Topp/Amish/Ultra Orthadox Jew look isnt good for anyone.
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Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
07/14/09

@Curves: Unless you have one of those mustaches like Jeff Foxworthy. Ala the Confederate Porn Star look.
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RedEye
07/14/09

@Curves: so, judging by your previous post on the bald man comb, it seems you like shaved heads and moustaches ? Like the Village People kind of look ? You might be barking up the wrong tree there....
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Curves
07/14/09

@RedEye: I couldnt figure out why I was getting response notices on a post 4 months old till I saw the repost. Yes, I like staches, not so much beards, though I have to say I have a huge nerd crush on Woz and he has one. The same as the shaved head thing, reasons too perverted to tell you, but sexy. Overall, though, attractiveness is whats between the guys ears and in his heart, not the superficial "hair thing", and if your woman doesnt agree, start dating someone else.
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