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    Image of FatTony925 FatTony925
    06/08/09

    In reply to Apple Videoconferencing Kit Now Available for iPhone 3GS Too, ZOMG!
    I imagine none of you would say this to Chris's face. Hide behind the keyboard........It was sarcasm I am sure, but is there really a need to belittle someone to make yourself seem clever or funny?
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    Image of SoaringDisbelief SoaringDisbelief
    06/08/09

    @FatTony925: I'm sure you meant to reply to the other post. But anyway, I would say it to his face... unless he was about 6'2", 200 lbs and about to beat my ass...
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/08/09

    @SoaringDisbelief: He did reply and then re-commented. Cause it was really important.
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    Image of 92BuickLeSabre 92BuickLeSabre
    06/08/09

    In reply to Apple Videoconferencing Kit Now Available for iPhone 3GS Too, ZOMG!
    Jesus is known to play fast and loose with the banhammer.


    May Big Papa have mercy on your little commenting souls.

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    Image of Nutchromeo Nutchromeo
    06/08/09

    In reply to Apple Videoconferencing Kit Now Available for iPhone 3GS Too, ZOMG!
    Dang...so my video conferencing kit for the 3G isn't compatible for the 3GS? Can someone get me an update on this issue?
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    Image of Chris Stacker Chris Stacker
    06/08/09

    In reply to Apple Videoconferencing Kit Now Available for iPhone 3GS Too, ZOMG!
    I cant believe Apple had the balls to make a mirror and call it a " Videoconferencing Kit" How effing dumb do you have to be to realize you can do this in the bathroom or with a compact mirror....This is a croc
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    Image of .357 .357
    06/08/09

    @Chris Stacker: So how's Kindergarten working out for you?
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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    06/08/09

    @Chris Stacker: Well played Thing, you're really on the ball!


    Bravo!

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    Image of madog madog
    02/28/09

    In reply to Ryanair's New Emergency Instructions Could Be Real One Day
    At least the smell of ass is still free after everyones stands up from a long flight. You all know it's true and you all do it. Slowly squeeking it out for hours while that poor cushion soaks it up, waiting for you to stand up until it gets it's revenge.
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    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    02/27/09

    In reply to Ryanair's New Emergency Instructions Could Be Real One Day
    Disco girl!
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    Image of rcast1986 rcast1986
    02/27/09

    @rcast1986: And Jesus, stop hitting on a co-worker! That's soooo not appropriate.
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    Image of Jesus Diaz Jesus Diaz
    02/27/09

    @GarciaConcern: Ex, sadly.
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    Image of Whytookay - Pro Skub Whytookay - Pro Skub
    02/27/09

    In reply to Ryanair's New Emergency Instructions Could Be Real One Day
    that's just silly.


    Ryanair doesn't use boeing 747s

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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    02/27/09

    @whytookay:


    Yeah, but do they use 737s as written in the graphic?

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    Image of Lite: hates Illinois Nazis Lite: hates Illinois Nazis
    02/20/09

    In reply to The Really Real Mac Mini We've Always Wanted
    But will it blend while playing crysis and charging my 17 iPhones? Also, can I set bread on top of it and use it to make toast?
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    Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was starred Lite: hates Illinois Nazis was unstarred
    Image of howman howman
    02/20/09

    In reply to The Really Real Mac Mini We've Always Wanted
    That thing is going to catch fire if you fill all those usb ports... 17 of them... can anyone name 17 peripherals they would actually have hooked up at the same time?
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    Image of something_unique_and_descriptive something_unique_and_descriptive
    02/20/09

    @howman:

    1. 1TB USB HDD

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    Add a FiOS connection and start backing up "the internet". not that hard

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    Image of soggy_cheerio soggy_cheerio
    02/21/09

    @howman: 17 USB Humping Dogs, because I'm kinky like that.
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    Image of Robert Guest Robert Guest
    02/20/09

    In reply to The Really Real Mac Mini We've Always Wanted
    I dont think it has nearly enough usb ports.
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    Image of webster32 webster32
    02/21/09

    @Robert Guest: how many damn ports do you people want? first they put one in the macbook air and everyone's happy.. now this? :)
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    Image of GHNeko GHNeko
    02/21/09

    @webster32: Sarcasm over your head.
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    Image of webster32 webster32
    02/21/09

    @GHNeko: no not really. just commentary on apple-ness.
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    Image of ScottRose ScottRose
    02/21/09

    @webster32:


    Seriously.. So Mr. Jobs said:


    "I absolutely do not want a USB hub cluttering up someone's desk, so put 17 USB ports on the thing!"


    Engineer: "Um, won't SEVENTEEN DEVICES do a pretty good job of cluttering their fucking desk?"


    Jobs: "Fired."

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    Image of SegamanXero SegamanXero
    02/21/09

    @Robert Guest: um i think it has enough usb ports, what i needs more of is power buttons... lots and lots of power buttons...


    screw it they should just remove everything else off of it and line the thing with wall to wall power buttons, yea that's what they should do!

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    Image of strider_mt2k strider_mt2k
    02/19/09

    In reply to Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
    "Moulting?"
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    02/18/09

    In reply to Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
    Will this help control the digging my cats are doing behind my couch, which they disguise by "purring"? Damn cats are worse than Hogan. Will it also stop them from draining my blood at night to sell for a fiver?
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    Image of Wilson Rothman Wilson Rothman
    02/18/09

    @Buckaroo_GitEmSteveDave: They're drilling to China, right?
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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    02/18/09

    @Buckaroo_GitEmSteveDave: Your damn cats! Charged me TEN, they did.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    02/18/09

    @Wilson Rothman: No, they're drilling for Gold, for oil, for the love of drilling!

    @bosskev:

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    Image of bosskev bosskev
    02/18/09

    In reply to Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
    I have two cats who, much as I love them, very much need to be controlled. "Eureka!", I shout, and quickly hit the Amazon link to make a purchase. Only $7.99? Better get two!


    So I had two in my Amazon shopping cart and was about to hit the "One Click" order button when, quite dramatically, one cat dashed violently down the hall making this horrible, painful wailing noise. Naturally, I ran to make sure she was OK. When I got to the living room, I found her coiled up on the couch, purring at me in an oddly disquieting way as she licked her butt.


    Slightly shaken, I returned to my computer, only to see the other cat jumping away from the keyboard--and I found that, not only was my Amazon cart empty, but now, quite mysteriously, these items were listed as "Currently unavailable: We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock."


    Now I can't be sure, but I think Doug Adams had it all wrong about mice running the universe.

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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat GitEmSteveDave_RockinLabCoat
    02/18/09

    @bosskev: My cats stole my wallet once. I have no clue why. My first theory is they were trying to copy my Drivers License so they could drive for more food. My second is they were memorizing my CC# so the brains(Cynder) could order some food after browsing porn.
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    Image of infmom infmom
    02/18/09

    In reply to Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
    My cat Tybalt shakes his tail at this.
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    infmom was starred infmom was unstarred
    Image of Smartypantsdance Smartypantsdance
    02/18/09

    In reply to Control-A-Cat Remote Only Makes Cats More Frustrating
    I will buy this, because cats are meant to be controlled. And they don't have brains. That's what cats are for.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    02/18/09

    @thatoneguy: Until it latches onto your face because it decided that you're not worthy of this planet they were given to govern.
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