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”Asian Blogstar Flames Back Apple, iPhone Fanboys
I have to confess that I still can't get Xiaxue—the amazingly popular Asian blogstar who slammed the iPhone in favor of a Chinese knock-off earlier this month. At first I told Matt that I thought she was a completely dumbtastic bozo but, after seeing this, I think she may be the biggest toe-curling comedy genius since Ricky Gervais. There's something awkwardly funny about her reply to the Apple fanboys' flaming that made me laugh out loud. Wait until the end of the video and everything will make sense. Kind of. What do you think? Stupid moron or comedy genius? (Update: I just saw the previous episode on her series, a NSFW six-minute visit to a sex shop, including her take on toys and penis extender systems. She's definitely funny.) More »
Death Star Wedding Cake Wins Fanboy of the Year Award, Sets Grounds for Divorce
I got this picture from our Tips mailbox just after reading Wired's article on Fanboys, Ernie Cline's odyssey of a group of diehard Star Wars fans who break into Skywalker Ranch to steal a copy of Episode I before opening day. Reader Rye Clifton explained what it is, much to Addy's disbelief: More »
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Why Apple Fanboys Think Reporters Are Licking Someone's Balls
The problem with fanboys is that it's never enough—no matter how breathlessly one lauds a gadget, pointing out the smallest of flaws inevitably triggers a tidal wave of email accusing you of sucking the competition's teat (or worse). Mossberg calls it "The Doctrine of Insufficient Adulation." Turns out, there's a scientific explanation for fanboys' maddeningly narrow worldview, Farhad Manjoo explains his new book about the death of objective reality, True Enough. Oh, and congrats, Apple fanboys you're among the worst:But many fans of Apple often seem to want more. They care little for honest opinion. They want to pick up the paper and see in it a reflection of their own nearly religious zeal for the thing they love. They don't want a review. They want a hagiography.More »
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Get Your Holiday Hostilities Out in Our Video Game Console Flamewar Thread
Christmas is over, which means we have another year before we start getting pressured into this "goodwill towards men" bullticky that's shoved down our throats every December. Good! In order to celebrate our return to unrestrained hostility towards each other, let's discuss video game consoles. Did you get a Wii for Christmas? Lame. I'm an Xbox 360 man myself. The Wii gets boring after a month and the PS3 still doesn't have any games that make the investment seem worthwhile, although I might change my tune when Final Fantasy XIII drops in like 2010. But at that point there'll be a PS3 Slim available for like $199, so it'll finally be worth it. Right, fanboys? More »Geek Couture: PS2 Inspired Bling Edition
Even the jewelers at Tiffany's would be impressed by the mix of precious stones and metals thrown into this PS2 controller neck pendant. The ridiculously geeky piece is constructed from 18k white gold, with 68.34ct of black diamonds lining the controller's surface.
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Zune Tattoo Guy Legally Changing His Name to 'Microsoft Zune,' is Clearly Insane
Zune Tattoo guy, the Lothario who's made small, small waves in the blogosphere for getting Zune tattoos on both arms, has a real name: Steven Smith. The issue is, no one cares, and they all just call him Zune Tattoo Guy. Well, he wants to make it easier for us to make fun of him, so he's legally changing his name to Microsoft Zune. No joke. Sure, it'll be embarrassing for him now, but just imagine what his life will be like in 15 years when nobody can remember what the Zune was. Awkward! [ZuneScene via GadgetLab]CD Fanboys Are Ready to Kick Ass, Slice Sausage
When most of us look at this Russian group CD-ROM cult, we're silently relieved that the Cold War is over. I mean, how does one defend against assailants armored with the best hits of the 80s, 90s and today? Your only real defense is to make friends over a bottle of wine and some cured meats. Hit the jump for a photo if we're talking complete nonsense to you (which we should be).
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Bill Maher Rips iPhone Fanboys a New One
Leave it to Bill Maher to bring us down to earth about the frickin' iPhone. Thanks, Bill. We needed that. Well, at least the "nerd tax" was reduced by $100. [Real Time with Bill Maher, via HBO]
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Lego Evangelion Unit 01 Probably Unintentionally Commemorates a Soon-to-Be-Released Special Edition Box Set
Giz Japan shares our love of Lego and Neon Genesis Evangelion, so they sent us some shots of this grey Unit 01 built by mumu-san. Like Giz Japan's editors, we'd like to see some purple blocks in the interest of being faithful (and probably more attractive), but overall it looks pretty good. Really though, what we'd like to see is a giant LEGO Pen-Pen. Like two stories. At least. More »
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Hide-a-Pod Keeps Your iPod Undesirable By Hiding it in a Zune
Now, this is just mean. Some Apple-loving pranksters have created the "Hide-a-Pod," an anti-theft device for the iPod that disguises it in something no gadget thief would want: a Zune. Sure, the Zune might not be all that social, but somehow I think that the types of people who steal devices off you in the subway aren't ones to discriminate by brand. If you really want to protect your iPod (or Zune), you should hollow out something that nobody wants, like a book of Buffy the Vampire fan fiction or something. [Hide-a-Pod]
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Fanboy #1 Gets Zune Tattoo #2
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3D iPhone QuickTour
For those who've been listening to us rant about multitouch, accelerometers and IR sensing, but have completely ignored the brainwashing Apple content, hit the link for Apple's new 3D QuickTours of the iPhone. More »
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Fake Steve Jobs More Relevant Than The Real One?
Yesterday, in the CNN Money/Business 2.0 poll "Who Matters Most", Fake Steve Jobs was ranking higher than the real Steve Jobs. More »
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