The Dog Fanny Pack For Carrying Pups Below Your Gut

blongo3 — Fri, 03 Aug 2007 19:25:22 EDT

Some horrible inventor has taken two things that should never be mixed — dogs and fanny packs — and mutated them into one terrible invention.

Personally, I don't understand why people are funding all of these new anti-dog-walking gadgets, like the dog treadmill. I have had all kinds of dogs, ranging from 200-lb Newfoundlands all the way down to a 20-lb King Charles Spaniel, and the one thing they all have had in common is that they could walk much further than I ever could. Who buys this crap? [ProductDose]

Bringing Back the Fanny Pack: Sound Box Waist Bag

Travis Hudson — Thu, 15 Mar 2007 19:45:17 EDT

I never thought the fanny pack died off, but the kids at the arcade continue to ridicule me nonstop. I'll show those bastards. Just wait until I hit the Galaga machine wearing the Sound Box Waist Bag hooked up with my Sony Cassette Walkman. The Ace of Bass will be blaring and all of the kids will be jealous. Suckers. –Travis Hudson

Sound Box Waist Bag - style thy name is lost [Red Ferret]

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The Dog Fanny Pack For Carrying Pups Below Your Gut

Bringing Back the Fanny Pack: Sound Box Waist Bag