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    The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor

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    Image of Curves Curves
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    My dad does this without high tech. If he passes gas (usually in church or some other inappropriate place) he turns to my mom and says "Ew, thats gross" and waves something in her direction to waft the scent away. She gets even by punching his arm in the parking lot.


    (So now you see why I am so screwed up; look at my parents.)

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    Image of Smokin13 Smokin13
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    My farts don't stink.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/19/09

    @Smokin13: Then you are not doing it right.
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    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    "It can often cause misunderstanding and unnecessary embarrassment for the innocent others."


    Well duuuhhhh!

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    No, it wasn't me, it was the chair, eh.
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    03/19/09

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    I think it needs to go back to the re-design stage. One of those legs looks crooked..
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    Image of tzakiel tzakiel
    03/19/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: I don't think you get it. the back legs are slanted a bit for stability. look at any common ikea chair for reference.
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    03/19/09

    @tzakiel: I wasn't referring to the legs being slanted outward for stability. I was talking about the rear right leg going inward...
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    And for the ladies...


    The Queef - featuring Eames styling and Larry Flynt sensibilities.

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    Image of Monty Monty
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    I guess the elephant joke just isn't what it used to be. Still, I would prefer a version that could somehow funnel the sound (and the smell?) to someone else's chair.


    By the way, Mark - I would love to be in a board meeting with you. Admittedly, on the other side of the room - but still.

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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    03/19/09

    In reply to The Silent Farter Chair Has a Crude Sense of Humor
    Great. Now all we need is something that will work in elevators.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    03/19/09

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    So to accompany that eggy stench of hydrogen sulphide, we also get an electronic early warning system.


    Mmmmmmmmmmrrrawwwwmmmmmffffpfp...

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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    03/19/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: Obviously the guys who built this chair didn't have the flat wooden desk chair that my elementary did, as those things must have had some acoustic characteristics that amplified any gas leak to untold levels of volume.


    Which was awesome.


    This chair is interesting, as it employs electronics, but I think an old school "Tuba" design would be even better. Good old fashioned wind instrument, in the finest sense of the word.

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