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    Tina Fey's Fart Machine Becoming a Reality...Only With Gaseous Microbes

    Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Tina Fey's Fart Machine Becoming a Reality...Only With Gaseous Microbes
    sooo, you're telling me you have to shock em with electricity so they will fart methane that we can then turn to electricity? ummmm
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    04/23/09

    In reply to Tina Fey's Fart Machine Becoming a Reality...Only With Gaseous Microbes
    Methane is odorless. In fact, the majority of a fart is just air, Nitrogen and Oxygen.
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    04/23/09

    @shadydentist: Right, though the parts that do pack a wallop are reduced sulphur, hydrogen sulphide butyric acid and such. Hooweeee
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    03/09/09

    In reply to Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
    And at their next meeting the City Council is going to ban fart machines from this little podunk town. Then a few years later some scrappy, street-wise teenage loner will show up and teach them the error of their ways, or as I like to call it...


    Fartloose

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    03/09/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: That was terrible.

    OK, it was funny.
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    03/09/09

    @Charles Hamilton: Just wait 'til you hear the catchy theme song. It smells like a winner..
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    03/09/09

    @Jrsy Devil's Food Cake®: Will it still have the line "Everybody cut loose?"
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    03/09/09

    @badhatharry: Absolutely!
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    03/09/09

    In reply to Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
    I'd like to table a motion that whoever smelt it, dealt it. Do I have a second?


    OK, table is motioned.


    Mr. Speaker, I would like to add a rider to that motion which states that "Whomever denied it, supplied it"


    OK, we will add that. I also would like to add an earmark for funding of a study to prove if beans are either a magical fruit, a musical fruit, and/or are very smart.


    Do I have a second?


    Passed.

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    03/09/09

    @PirateCaptain_GitEmSteveDave: Who's that guy?


    Scruffy, the Janitor?

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    03/09/09

    @ɹǝpılloɔɹǝdns: Yeah. Figure the only thing better than Scruffy, is a Lego Scruffy for Gizmodo posts.
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    03/09/09

    In reply to Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
    Why couldn't someone use this a few weeks back during Obama's state of the nation? Maybe we wouldn't all feel quite so depressed about the job market if there were fart noises to go w/ the people in DC who are so obviously full of it.
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    03/09/09

    @Lite's Posse: Is on Broadway: Well, we hope the SS is good enough to locate a device with batteries in it near the President. ALTHOUGH, if they discovered it and went on a full alert, it would have been fall down hilarious if they used a bomb removal robot, and just as the robot pulls up, play a fart. We held up prime TV for a digital woopie cushion? What's the next practical joke? Giving some dignitary from Europe a bunch of DVD from the US which are the wrong region/format to play on a TV over there?
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    03/09/09

    @PirateCaptain_GitEmSteveDave: I used to know some people who had wireless mics of the same frequency as a local theater growing up. They'd just cruise on by during a performance while yammering on about some inane subject like the inequality of penguins or something. Occasionally gangsta rap. And once even a fart machine.
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    03/09/09

    @Lite's Posse: Is on Broadway: were puffins involved in the penguin thing?
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    03/09/09

    @PirateCaptain_GitEmSteveDave: I really don't remember. It was a very long time ago.
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    03/09/09

    @Lite's Posse: Is on Broadway: Gods damn puffins!
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    03/09/09

    @Lite's Posse: Is on Broadway: Do you mean his State of the Union address?


    Because if you do mean that, it's probably because it wasn't a State of the Union address. It was a speech to both houses of Congress.


    President Obama does not deliver a State of the Union address until January. When the State of the Union address is always given.

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    03/09/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I meant the one a few weeks ago when he was addressing the gasbags in congress.
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    Image of Geisrud Geisrud
    03/09/09

    In reply to Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
    Awesome! And most of that was from only one fart.


    I'm actually going to be in the City Council chambers in my city tomorrow....

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    03/09/09

    In reply to Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
    Stop laughing! You are only making the terrorists win!
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    03/09/09

    @Hello Mister Walrus: Are the terrorists Taco Bell?
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    03/09/09

    In reply to Kid Uses Fart Machine In City Council Meeting, Government Grinds to a Hilarious Halt
    This didn't go over near as well at my Bar Mitzvah.
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