<![CDATA[Gizmodo: fatties]]> http://tags.gizmodo.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: fatties]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/fatties http://gizmodo.com/tag/fatties <![CDATA[This Delicious iPhone Would Give You a Heart Attack]]> Four kinds of meat—including bacon. It really is the next generation. [Absolute Gadget]

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<![CDATA[Canadians Get Reinforced Ambulance for the Obese]]>
Canadian Paramedics can breathe a sigh of relief, unbuckle their corset belts and cancel their chiropractor's appointments - if they work in Calgary, that is. The city has taken delivery of an ambulance designed to get its obese citizens to hospital with as little stress and strain as possible - provided they don't tip the scales at more than 1000 lbs.

The refit, which costs more than $30,000 per vehicle, includes a specially designed air mattress that inflates beneath the patient to transfer him to the stretcher (reinforced and widened, natch) and a remote lift system that raises the stretcher into the ambulance.

Someone who may be cheering the arrival of Canada's ambulance for fatties is Calgary resident Chad Campbell. He described it as "a step in the right direction." However, it was not known how the four firemen and two paramedics that were previously needed to transport the 560-lb Mr Campbell to his hospital appointments had celebrated the news.

The 1000 lb ambulance [Medgadget]

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<![CDATA[Working All Day on a Treadmill Helps Lose Weight. Duh.]]> Some genius doctors at the Mayo clinic built a "vertical desk," essentially a treadmill with a computer attached, and found out that if you walked all day while working instead of sat you would lose weight.

Who's paying these people? Seriously, are you surprised that obese people lost weight when forced to walk 8 hours a day, 5 days a week rather than sit down? I mean, I'd probably get sweet biceps if you attached a laptop to some weights, but it doesn't mean I'd want to subject myself to that kind of exertion all day every day. Go cure cancer or something, you idiots.

Making work even more of a slog takes weight off [Reuters]

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<![CDATA[West Virginia to Kids: Play Some DDR, Fatties]]> ddrkids.jpgSometimes it pays to be a bit soft around the edges. Due to childhood obesity problems in West Virginia, every public school in the state is getting a Dance Dance Revolution machine. Every school.

What happened to gym class? Aren't people supposed to exercise there? I guess WV has just given up on gym and let the kids have what they want. In my day, we stayed skinny by walking five miles through a blizzard to school, and it was uphill both ways! Kids today don't know the meaning of hard work, I'll tells ya.

Dancing video game helps kids avoid weight gain [via Boing Boing]

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<![CDATA[Free Q Suction Cups Suck Out the Fat; Shock by Shock]]> Ok, so the picture on the box might lead you to believe this is some sort of pervy Japanese gadget, but take our word for it—it's not. Instead it's the creepiest. Basically Free Q is the "world's first wireless electrical nerve stimulator." Strap on those octopus-like suction cups throughout your body and relax as they shoot out an electrical frequency that helps tone and elongate your muscles.

So what do the suction cups look like...take a look for yourself.

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