Faux Loko Gummi Bears: Highly Caffeinated, Incredibly Alcoholic Candy. Yeah, Candy.Brent Rose10/12/12 5:00pm542EditPromoteDismissUndismissHideGo to permalinkDo you remember when we taught you how to get really drunk off Gummi Bears? Of course you do. Kind of. And surely you recall our recipe for Faux Loko: The DIY Four Loko we shouldn't have told anyone about?