Michigan Newspaper Claims the Large Hadron Collider Is Being Used as a "Stargate"

Bad news, citizens of Earth: those evil physicists at CERN are once again hellbent on vaporizing the Earth and ending the universe as we know it as the Large Hadron Collider ramps up to unprecedented energies. That’s according to Lonnie Robinson, intrepid correspondent/prophet of doom for The Daily Reporter in… »9/03/15 6:34pm9/03/15 6:34pm


Creepy Danger Alert: Lock Your Instagram If You Don't Want Strangers Looking at Everything

Instagram's new web profiles are beautiful—the most beautiful part of Facebook mixed with the lushness of your favorite photo app. A fine pair. The only downside is that now anyone can look at all of your uploads. »11/07/12 3:52pm11/07/12 3:52pm

Say, for instance, you want to check out the public private life of this friend of mine. Just plug in…

President Bush: You Should Thank Telcos For Spying On You, You Terrorist-Loving Jerks

While many people who value their privacy got pretty pissed when they found out that companies such as AT&T were illegally tapping their phones for the NSA, President Bush doesn't see it that way. In fact, he thinks the wiretapping telcos are American heroes, and anyone who thinks differently is straight-up… »3/05/08 10:55am3/05/08 10:55am