Get Prepared for Hurricane Irene with the FEMA App for Android

The ever so timely FEMA just released an app for Android phones that'll get you prepared for that bitch of an Irene. The app will give you checklists to build an emergency kit, maps of disaster recovery centers, information how to stay safe and more. You're going to need this this weekend (if you live on the east… » 8/26/11 3:26pm 8/26/11 3:26pm

Anonymous Hacks Again, Releases Counter-Hacking Manual

With LulzSec out of the picture, bros-in-arms Anonymous has taken up the cause with hacks of their own. One being the release of an "anti-cyberterrorism" training file, allegedly published by FEMA. The irony is not lost on us. » 6/27/11 12:15am 6/27/11 12:15am

FEMA Firefighters Manual Covers UFO Attacks, Crashes

This video shows how FEMA no only deals with credible threats as hurricanes and terrorist attacks, but also with credible » 11/09/08 2:30pm 11/09/08 2:30pm threats like alien attacks and UFO crashes: They have an entire chapter dedicated to this topic in their firefighters manual. Great. As if it wasn't enough with the UK government revealing and…

Hacker Rips Off $12,000 in Calls Using Homeland "Security" Phone System

Knowing that the government can keep us safe against evil dildos and penis pumpers » 8/22/08 5:10pm 8/22/08 5:10pm, I don't really give much importance to the fact that a guy got into the U.S. Homeland Security Department phone system to make more than 400 calls to his buddies in friendly countries like Afghanistan, Saudi Arabia, and Yemen.…