Gizmodo: females

Musical Bra Barrages Boobs with Beats

Mark Wilson — Wed, 11 Mar 2009 15:20:00 EDT

Touching a boob is generally a satisfying experience. But what if you could take that thrill to the next level? And no, we're not talking two hands. We're talking soundtrack.

This DIY project involves sacrificing a musical toy and fitting its buttons within several layers of fabric and foam within a bra. (From our limited experience, the more layers of foam, the more striking the instruments become.) A battery around the bra's back clasp powers the speaker in the front.

Then, by poking at various spots on your partner's boobs, you can make beautiful music together. And don't let her complain about the noise. You're an artist. [Instructables via Slashgear]

BlackBerry Earrings Shows That You're Nerdy, Kinda Unstable

Jason Chen — Thu, 14 Aug 2008 17:40:00 EDT

Those gals looking for the best way to score a business man that's a little too attached to his BlackBerry should look no further than these BlackBerry earrings. Not only does it constantly remind him that he should check his email, it shows that you're into his techno lust, which is hard to do short of actually outfitting your own apartment in gadgets. For $19, it's the cheapest way to attract nerds in a coffee shop short of wearing a shirt that says "I dress like slave Leia on the weekends." [Etsy via Geeksugar]

Sega's E.M.A. Robot Is a Brazen Minx, Has a Glamorous Body, Also Kind of a Slut

Jason Chen — Thu, 12 Jun 2008 12:30:00 EDT

We've seen midget-sized female robots coming out of Japan for a little while, but Sega Toys' Eternal, Maiden, Actualization (E.M.A.) robot seems like the most fully featured one yet. Or at least the sluttiest. The bot is 38 cm tall, has a "glamorous body," can hand out business cards, walk "like a lady," and even kiss you when you stick your face close enough to hers. Sega's marketing this toward adults (obviously) and will charge $175 each. Not too bad, actually, considering a few months with this and the confidence builder DVD, you'll be able to know what it feels like to be a socially awkward Japanese teenager. [Sega Toys via Crunchgear]

Update: Robert from Robots Rule tells us that it's just a localized version of the Femisapien, which we've covered before.

Bedford Smart Recharge Station is Something Your Wife Would Like

Jason Chen — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 18:00:08 EDT

Although the Gomadic charge station, the Chargepod, the Mahogany charge station, or even the DIY charge station are good enough for us males, our wives may have something entirely different in mind. For them, the Bedford Smart Recharge Station from Pottery Barn could be just the thing to charge your gadgets and keep your decorative style intact—just the way she wants. The bad news is that it costs $79 and doesn't actually come with a power strip to plug your gadgets into. It actually reminds our resident teen expert Ben Longo of this $299 PB Teen Smart Bedside table, which is REALLY a ripoff. [Pottery Barn - Thanks Larry!]

Ghetto Blaster Bag

Jason Chen — Fri, 06 Jul 2007 17:40:00 EDT

Got an anniversary coming up? Get your lady this Ghetto Blaster bag and watch as her nostrils flare, her eyes get really really big, and then beady—then duck as she makes a swing at you, and dodge as that knee comes flying up.

After the festivities are over, you can explain to her that this bag isn't actually a ghetto blaster, it's an actual bag with a picture of a ghetto blaster on the outside. Then get ready to dodge and duck again.

Product Page [Kitschulike via Nerd Approved]