Apple Will Indoctrinate Your Children with Field Trips

Evil monolith Apple has begun a nefarious program » 10/11/08 4:30pm 10/11/08 4:30pm to snatch children from the warm arms of their home PCs with ominous-sounding "field trips." These trips do lead to a field, but not one with grass and trees and sunshine. This is a field of glass, of white plastic, of aluminum, and of shameful minimalism. Sure, Apple…