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cat vs printer

Cat KO's Printer In Vicious Boxing Match

Cats have an odd relationship with gadgets. Some cats tremble in fear while others have no problem resorting to violence. The cat in the video above falls neatly into the latter category. Sure, the internet is filled with videos of cats bitchslapping technology—but this one really lays the hammer down on that printer. A vicious flurry of rights at the end combined with enhanced sound effects make for a truly epic pummeling. It is not for the squeamish that's for sure. [soupsoup via Gearfuse]

1:00 PM on Thu Sep 11 2008
By Sean Fallon
22,785 views, 80 comments

Latest by DrewGradesPoo: @bosskev: I'll expect royalties. I'll be hunting you on Zazzle. more »

darth drunk

Darth Vader Given Arrest Warrant, Pleads Guilty to Assault

After Darth Vader kicked a Jedi Master's ass with the Dark Side of the Crutch, District Judge Andrew Shaw issued an arrest warrant against the Lord of the Sith. After dictating it, he added: "I hope the force will soon be with him" (really—God save the Judge, Queen, and English humor.) Vader arrived later, pleading guilty to assault. During the trial, however, the court found that the events weren't exactly as we were initially told: the Jedis were actually even more moronic than previously imagined. More »

12:00 PM on Thu Apr 24 2008
By Jesus Diaz
14,498 views, 28 comments

Latest by Tomahawk214: I say that man did a service for queen and country. Why are you charging him with assault? He beat more »

darth drunk

Darth Vader Kicks Jedi Master's Ass With Crutch

A drunk guy dressed as Darth Vader, wielding a metal crutch, and probably making sounds like *swwoooshh* and *pew*pew*, assaulted and effectively kicked the ass of the founder of the first Jedi Church of England. The dork, a hairdresser called Barney Jones whose Jedi name is Master Hehol, was beaten down in his garden by the anonymous Vader while he was being interviewed for a documentary. Really. We mean this. The Jedi actually had this to say after the assault:

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6:30 PM on Sat Mar 29 2008
By Jesus Diaz
31,834 views, 50 comments

Latest by spec24: what an asshole more »

robots

Battlebots Returns, This Time to ESPN

Battlebots never quite made sense on Comedy Central, but hell, we'd watch robots fight on the Spanish channel hosted by that bee suit guy if necessary. Now the show is coming back, limiting the challenge pool to collegiate and pro competition and airing on ESPN2 or ESPNU. Plus, some other neat changes are in the works as well.

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8:52 AM on Fri Mar 14 2008
By Mark Wilson
8,616 views, 87 comments

Latest by Tetzuoe: I agree with PJ moose, limiting the pool is no fun. Let the drug addled youth build deadly robots! more »

fight

Evander Holyfield Announces Real Deal Grill

After kicking George Foreman's ass in the ring, Evander Holyfield hopes to kick his ass again in the kitchen (with a grill, not boxing gloves). After signing with manufacturer CirTran Corp, Holyfield produced a 30-minute infomercial about the $99 Real Deal Grill that will surely Change Your Life. At the moment, we're only moderately excited about the new animal-flesh-charring matchup. Get Don King on the line and then maybe we'll talk. [defamer/AP]

9:03 AM on Mon Oct 1 2007
By Mark Wilson
3,227 views, 7 comments

Latest by SomeoneUKno: @92BuickLeSabre: Seconded. more »

gadget

Mazu Kan: Fake Fight For Real

I don't personally have any obsession with becoming a superhero, despite my frequent baths in radioactive waste while clinging to a spider, bat and orangutan for dear life. However, since my roommate's cousin's pet finds the whole topic of great interest... More »

3:23 PM on Sat Aug 19 2006
By Mark Wilson
505 views, 6 comments

Latest by Surjo: i'd like to have a gadget like this i really apreetiate the maker for this ! more »