I like the way the article repeats the word "Hollow" at the beginning of each indignity. It reminds me of the "I have a dream" speech.
Would it be OK if I used this the next time I need to deliver the keynote speech at a rally for network neutrality in front of 10s of millions of people?
Seriously? How is the government planning on monitoring hundreds of thousands of accounts/computers to make sure that posters use their real names in equally myriad blogs and sites? Not to downplay the astounding ability of the Zhonggou government to opress their eternally smiling citizens, but actually doing this seems nigh-impossible.
@Segador: Fear is a very effective tool that has been used to oppress for thousands of years. Lesson: Go with time tested and proven methods and you cant go wrong.
I feel bad for all of those 12 year old Chinese boys, missing out on internet boobies at such an important age. Maybe we could sponsor them, like hungry children in Africa. "For only $3 a day, or the price of a cup of coffee, you can help Tsung-Tao get access to the pornography he requires to navigate through the awkward teen years. Each month you'll receive a letter from Tsung-Tao detailing how much you've helped him."
@Courteous_Gentleman: They've changed the picture. The first one had much larger and, arguably, unattractive breasts. I have to admit though, I preferred it.
You know how I know all of you are ghey? You're turning down a woman because you're perceiving one of her breast to be slightly larger. Only problem is, one is covered entirely by a shirt.@itchytooth: thank god I saw your comment, because I was about to say how ghey this thread was.
@nocode: Yes, thank god you didn't say that, because I can't begin to imagine what would happen if you called a thread ghey, or what it would even mean, for that matter.
@BennyMigrationWitness_GitEmSte...: So when you squeeze one the other gets larger? That could be fun. They really should add a saline exchange tube between implants.
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But, Mai Ding Ling IS my real name. Honest.
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What is this world coming to!!?!
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077 == Chinese knock off of James Bond.
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