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    Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It

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    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    Ok so this could have a reasonable use and I could see it to market say if it were a small dashboard platform where you simply put your finger on it..but cum on..does the box have to be that big?? It's just a matter of some modification that's all.
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    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    At least you don't have to stick your finger up the tail pipe.
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    12/16/08

    @GiltProto: That's where the bananas go..

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    Image of nutbastard nutbastard
    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    ALRIGHT how long til someone fucks it?


    you just know SOMEONE is gonna fuck it.

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    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    This is how you turn it on.


    To turn it off, call it by another cars name.

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    12/15/08

    @nutbastard: Don't blame me i voted for Ron Paul edition: "To turn it off, call it by another cars name. "


    Especially when that other car tries to be something than its not.

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    12/15/08

    @nutbastard: Don't blame me i voted for Ron Paul edition: Oh, well done!
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    Image of admoseremic admoseremic
    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    Fantastic, Criminals +2 middle fingers - Car Owner -2 middle fingers.
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    12/15/08

    @admoseremic: Actually, if you don't own the car or your blood alcohol level is too high, it becomes the Pain Box.
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    Image of Hip Nihilist Hip Nihilist
    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    I'm going to make my own version of this box. However, my box will just be a fleshlight... in a box. And the box is going to be in the dashboard. You will literally be humping your car to start it up. There's a good idea for alternative energy. Humping.
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    12/15/08

    @Hip Nihilist: Lmfao..geez.. I've been hearing and reading stuff that has made me laugh all day..

    Today was a good day.
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    Image of MushyHeirloom MushyHeirloom
    12/16/08

    @-Core-: Didn't even have to use your AK?
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    Image of ripfire ripfire
    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    Haha! WTF?! Why the middle finger?
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    Image of Brian Feder Brian Feder
    12/15/08

    In reply to Chinese University Students Want Me To Diddle My Car to Start It
    so your saying i can finger my girlfriend and my car! what a world!
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    12/15/08

    @Brian Feder: Yes, that's right. I'm sure KITT would really appreciate that.
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