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Cancer Meds Wiped Off Man's Fingerprints
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05/28/09
"Sir, we have a problem. You don't have any fingerprints."
"I don't have any fingerprints? What the hell is that all about?"
"Actually sir, that's not the primary issue. The primary issue is that we can't positively identify you."
"Hells bells it's not the primary issue. It is exactly the primary issue. Why the hell don't I have any fingerprints? Have you heard of such a thing? What the hell is wrong with me? Am I going to die?"
"Sir. Please, we just need you to..."
"I'm sorry, don't you remember what you just said to me 30 seconds ago? Let me remind you. I DON'T HAVE FINGERPRINTS! *lifts shirt* I have a belly button, so apparently my memories haven't been implanted into a robot or a clone...but seriously...WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO MY FINGERPRINTS!"
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Oh and no, she has never had cancer (thankfully).
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You've accidentally deleted the last sentence of your story.
...once the officials determined that he wasn't dangerous. However, as a safety precaution, TSA officials required that his fingers be remanded into custody pending further investigation.
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@Shivver: But, hell--Shivver, jeezus! You say, "...makes TSA officers so surly". Um, you wouldn't by chance, you know, be a TSA officer yourself, would you? I mean, no reason I'd be asking comes to mind...