TSA Seizes Tiny Toy Gun From Stuffed Monkey, Threatens to Call Cops

Thanks to the ever-diligent men and women of the United States Transportation Security Administration, we can all rest a little bit easier tonight. Yesterday at approximately 17:00 hours, a one Mr. Rooster Monkburn was successfully disarmed when a TSA agent confiscated the monkey sock puppet's two-inch, vaguely… » 12/09/13 3:00pm 12/09/13 3:00pm

Why Star Trek Phasers Don't Exist Yet

The 21st century has been a real disappointment so far. Our robot servants top out at mediocre vaccums, self-driving cars are years away (and won't be able to fly even when they do arrive), and we're closer to inventing tricorders than phasers. A tricorder. Who wants a goddamn medical scanner when you could be blasting … » 1/29/13 3:20pm 1/29/13 3:20pm

The DoubleGlock Machine Pistol: Big Big Bang Bang

Presenting the most ridiculous firearm I've ever seen: a two-headed monster that takes two fully automatic Glock 18 pistols, connects their tops so that both guns are pointed sideways, and finishes off with a scope for good measure. That's all the details we have for the Doppelglock at the moment, although who needs… » 3/07/11 8:40pm 3/07/11 8:40pm

NYPD Sharp Shooters May Get Cameras on their Guns

Officers of the NYPD may be forced to carry cameras on their guns, if a Brooklyn senator gets his way. Following a spate of controversial shootings, democrat Eric Adams—a former cop himself—has proposed the addition of a $700 gadget, insisting that it will improve public confidence in the police force. Before being… » 5/14/08 6:20am 5/14/08 6:20am

Gun Hidden in a Knife: It's Two, Two, Two Kills In One

Just what we need: more weapons and even better, increasingly innovative ways to murder and maim each other. With this G.R.A.D. $699 .22-caliber gun disguised as a knife, you can pull the trigger on the handle, filling someone with five holes and then cut them up into little pieces, or vice-versa. Check out the video… » 12/05/06 3:46pm 12/05/06 3:46pm