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Remember, if Boomer Esiaison and/or Joe Namath show up in your fireplace, chances are that the roaring fire is just the Yule Log.
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He wasn't a mac fan though:
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I don't think that's how the International Date Line works.
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Don't get me wrong, sure Australians are dumb, real dumb, crazy stupid dumb even; but there are plenty of people who are dumber.
Also, the Kiwis.
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Sure, Canadians can't tell the difference between ham and bacon, but you don't read about Canucks getting shivved by marine life.
And then there's Mel Gibson, who last week was seen shaking his fist at a picture of the Pope, screaming "Fuck you, Benny! I've got more Catholicism in my left nut than you've got in your bloody miter! Speak Latin!"
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And while Steve Irwin was surely dumb, he did figure out how to get other people to pay him a shit-ton of money to roll around on the ground with wildlife.
Canadians pay the wildlife C$150 / hour ($0.32 / day) on a Saturday night for the same privilege and then have to spend all day Sunday explaining where they were to their sister.
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References!
Driving School Instructor: Here's a fellow. They're peeling him off the sidewalk.
Homer: He he he. It's funny because I don't know that guy. [driver ed class after a DWI arrest].