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    We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.

    Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital

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    Image of m3rcer m3rcer
    10/17/09

    In reply to We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
    Before Disco Stu, there was Fly Guy. #lgcrystalfish
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    Image of madog madog
    10/17/09

    In reply to We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
    Disco Stu, got hooked on the white stuff in the seventies... ayyyyyyy! #lgcrystalfish
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    Image of melloki76 melloki76
    10/17/09

    In reply to We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
    The weird, sedated version of that song in the background creeped me out even more that the fish in the phone. #lgcrystalfish
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    jakebathman promoted this comment melloki76 was starred melloki76 was unstarred
    Image of jakebathman jakebathman
    10/17/09

    @melloki76: Yes, that was really creepy #lgcrystalfish
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    Image of frigg frigg
    10/17/09

    In reply to We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
    Great. Now we're gonna have to listen to all the Apple haters bitch and moan that the iPhone is an inferior device because it doesn't yet support fish. #lgcrystalfish
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    Image of PorkPie PorkPie
    10/17/09

    @frigg: You have to admit, that's a lot better than Koi Pond. . . #lgcrystalfish
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    frigg promoted this comment PorkPie was starred PorkPie was unstarred
    Image of frigg frigg
    10/17/09

    @PorkPie: Yeah, well, I have the Koi app and while you do get to feed them, they have some sort of magical metabolism that produces no waste products whatsoever. Wonder what happens when real phone fish have to take a dump? #lgcrystalfish
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    Image of Tawnie is saving no daylight Tawnie is saving no daylight
    10/17/09

    In reply to We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
    Just because you can put a fish tank in your phone does not mean that you should. Unless you like your phone smelling like a dirty hooker when you use their dead fish phone.

    I will be laughing when these crack, people get shocked, and this some how becomes a Darwin Award. #lgcrystalfish
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    Edited by Tawnie is saving no daylight at 10/17/09 12:43 PM Tawnie is saving no daylight was starred Tawnie is saving no daylight was unstarred
    Image of steve. steve.
    10/17/09

    @Tawnie is NJ bound:

    You give phone batteries a lot of credit. #lgcrystalfish
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    Tawnie is NJ bound promoted this comment steve. was starred steve. was unstarred
    Image of Tawnie is saving no daylight Tawnie is saving no daylight
    10/17/09

    @steve.: nope, just wishful thinking #lgcrystalfish
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    Image of Jake712 Jake712
    10/17/09

    In reply to We Get It, the Phone Is Clear. That Doesn't Make It a Fish Tank.
    Six types. That's how many types of crazy I counted right there. Six. #lgcrystalfish
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    ilovexspin promoted this comment Jake712 was starred Jake712 was unstarred
    Image of Dezerus Richardson Dezerus Richardson
    10/17/09

    @Jake712: I detected somewhere near seven... Maybe that's just me, though. #lgcrystalfish
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    ilovexspin promoted this comment Dezerus Richardson was starred Dezerus Richardson was unstarred
    Image of frigg frigg
    08/28/09

    In reply to Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
    Ornamental fish are famous for being hypochondriacs. Sure, he may cure their runny noses and scraped knees in the short term, but by indulging their psychopathology, he's only creating more problems for their owners in the long run.

    Turtles on the other hand, if a turtle complains, best to take it seriously. There's a reason why most veterinarians advise yearly colonoscopies for turtles after age 10.
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    Image of appletoad appletoad
    08/27/09

    In reply to Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
    Ornamental fish can be expensive as [golden] shit, and take many years to get big. This is a good idea.
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    amandizzle promoted this comment appletoad was starred appletoad was unstarred
    Image of amandizzle amandizzle
    08/27/09

    @appletoad: Agreed. I was very sad when my big ornamental fish died after five years... left a big baseball-sized fish-shaped hole in my heart.
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    08/27/09

    In reply to Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
    Here fishie fishie fishie... *STAB!* haw haw haw.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @.- -. --- -. -.-- -- --- ..- ... / .. ... / .-.. . --. .. --- -.: Mon poissons mon poissons
    How I LOVE mon poissons
    How I love to stick little fish
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    08/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:
    You love to stick little fish? Eeeewww...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @.- -. --- -. -.-- -- --- ..- ... / .. ... / .-.. . --. .. --- -.: get your mind out of the gutter Morse-o-sapien.
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    08/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead:
    Woops...

    I stood up to get out of said gutter, in doing so though I accidentally dropped my mind...

    Does anyone have a spare?
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    Image of Pope John Peeps II Pope John Peeps II
    08/27/09

    @Kaiser-Machead: that's "les" poissons.
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    @Pope John Peeps II: Yeah, got the lyrics wrong. Pierre says "Mon poissons" later in the song. har
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    08/27/09

    In reply to Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
    And here I've been using "ick" drops and antifungal tablets like a sucker. I'd eat em, but I'm told goldfish taste like shit, or shitty fish, or fishy shit. Whichever flavor has the highest proportion.

    I've always loved goldfish as a kid. The orandas were my favorites, but gawd were they messy critters. They needed a good amount of filtration, considering that carp have no stomachs.
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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    08/27/09

    In reply to Inside a Fish Hospital. Yes, a Fish Hospital
    Great, now fish will start abusing needles and prescription drugs like us humans do. Patit, what the fuck have you done?!
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    Image of Bigbadbikernerd Bigbadbikernerd
    08/27/09

    @tok3ninja: You'll see them pimping themselves out to make enough for another hit of smack...
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    Image of tok3ninja tok3ninja
    08/27/09

    @Bigbadbikernerd: What the hell man. They haven't given back your star yet?
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    Image of MrBangBam MrBangBam
    08/25/09

    In reply to Robot Fish: Because Android Children Deserve Unsatisfying Pets Too
    Kids,

    There was a time when there were no fancy robot fish, crustaceans and squid filled with human food pills in the sea. There used to be real animals called "the fish". They used to breathe, eat, poop and make babies just like you and me. Good times...

    But anyways, this isn't a story about these "fish". Let's talk about how I met your mother.
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    Image of Kerfudle: Kerfudle:
    08/24/09

    In reply to Robot Fish: Because Android Children Deserve Unsatisfying Pets Too
    So how long until we get a Finding Nemtron movie?
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    Image of MrBlahBlah MrBlahBlah
    05/01/09

    In reply to Aquawalls For Creating an Imaginary Undersea Abode
    fish dicks
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    04/30/09

    In reply to Aquawalls For Creating an Imaginary Undersea Abode
    invertebrates would fare the best in those, but bamboo, ghost and red algae shrimp are not the most alluring fauna, unless you happen to bring home an aquarium geek :D
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