<![CDATA[Gizmodo: Fish]]> http://cache.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/gizmodo.com.png <![CDATA[Gizmodo: Fish]]> http://gizmodo.com/tag/fish http://gizmodo.com/tag/fish <![CDATA[ Live Fish Remix MP3s, Have More Talent Than Most American Idol Contestants ]]> A Brazilian artist named Vivian Caccuri has put together an installation that uses the movements of live fish to remix the music played on an MP3 player. These fish are tracked using a proximity sensor and their activities trigger adjustments in processing levels, distortion and speaker fade to create a unique sound. Sure, it is about as pointless as snails being used to send email, but it is definitely relaxing to watch. [Vivian Caccuri via Crave]

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Fri, 10 Oct 2008 18:20:00 EDT Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5061961&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bathroom Sink Aquarium May Not Be the Best Place to Show Off Your Fish ]]> Why put your very expensive aquarium out in the living room where everyone can see it? That's just silly. What you should do is stick it in the backroom so you can admire it while you're sitting on the toilet or brushing your teeth. That makes much more sense! Especially for $4,700, which is how much this ridiculous aquarium sink costs. You can open it up on either side under the soap dish, which, if it's anything like my bathroom sink, will be coated with dried soap, toothpaste and spittle just waiting to fall in and kill your poor unsuspecting aquatic life. [Home Click via Popgadget]

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Wed, 01 Oct 2008 17:20:00 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5057613&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Oasis Table Starts & Ends Fishy Life With Sand ]]> Here's something that you might miss among all the crazy junk at SIGGRAPH. It's an interactive aquatic life table called Oasis, by designer Yunsil Heo, that is completely covered by fancy black sand. Why is it covered, you ask? Well, that's what makes it interactive. By moving the sand so it will show the LCD screen below you begin to grow aquatic life. At first only little guppies appear, but over time the guppies start to grow into fish and other crazy aquatic creatures. Make the sand-less hole bigger and it starts to populate with more life. Then once your little fishies are all grown up, just cover them up with sand and they'll be dead. [Oasis]

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Wed, 13 Aug 2008 08:00:00 EDT Christopher Mascari http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5036390&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ LED Earth Globe Aquarium Addresses Poorly Represented Fish Bowl Rave Demographic ]]> As if fish had it bad enough. They're trapped in a tiny bowl, dependent on you to toss them a handful of dried shrimp from time to time, and now with this glass LED-illuminated globe bowl they're going to be forced into an underwater rave every time the lights go off. Still, this little $50 half gallon bowl is pretty cool looking, even if it does tease the fish with a map of their native habitat (oceans and lakes) whenever you hit the switch. Any aquarium pros out there know if LED's are the proper lighting for fish? [Wrapables via Nerd Approved]

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Sun, 03 Aug 2008 12:00:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5032452&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Walking Stick Fishing Pole: Perfect for Dr. House's Days Off? ]]> A walking stick, with a catch. Well, potentially a catch anyway: with a reel and 8# fishing line, this mashup gadget enables you to combined fishing with your countryside strolls. It's 35-inches high, with a rubber foot and metal/plastic reel, and is available now for $39.95. On second thoughts, House wouldn't so much use this for fishing for fish, as much as for views up nurse's skirts. The advertising doesn't suggest that though. [Product via Nerd Approved]

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Fri, 27 Jun 2008 06:59:00 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5020182&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Autonomously Schooling Robofish Will Become Cylons of the Sea ]]> One day in the near future, when humanity has killed off all the fish in the sea, we'll be able to replace every single on of them using the research of University of Washington UW assistant professor Kristi Morgansen. That's because Morgansen, with her 10,000-gallon UW test tank, has almost perfected an autonomous robofish, which needs only other robofish and a basic set of commands to operate wirelessly underwater. They'll be Cylons of the Sea. Like tuna, with nukes.

Morgansen designed the robofish to explore the deepest depths of the ocean, as well as seek out other locations where the environment is deadly to human beings. They'll do this all without any intervention from people, other robots or even satellites. The group would perform just like an organic fish and form a school, with dominant personalities leading the way even if certain robofish received incomplete or garbled instructions.

"In schooling and herding animals, you can get much more efficient maneuvers and smoother behaviors than what we can do in engineering right now," Morgansen said. "The idea of these experiments [with schools of live fish] is to ask, 'How are they doing it?' and see if we can come up with some ideas."

Schooling also helps fight the effects of water on wireless communication. Optimal underwater data transfer rates are approximately 80 bytes, or about 32 numbers, per second, but the robofishes' simple two-command memory structure (swimming in the same direction or swimming in different directions) mean tasks get done anyway. The robots use fins and a tail, instead of a propeller, because they're more maneuverable and create lower drag. [University of Washington]

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Sun, 08 Jun 2008 18:30:00 EDT Jack Loftus http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=5014380&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ RhythmFish Helps Your Goldfish Say "I Love You" (or "You Suck") ]]> RhythmFish is a suction-cupped USB webcam concept that sticks to the side of a fishbowl, tracking the movements of your little shiny-scaled compadres. Sensors inside the bowl measure the "currents" made by fish swimming, and your computer combines both data feeds into a visualization meant for "inter-organism communication." Talking to goldfish? From the looks of the invention, I thought designer Sangmin Bae had seen one too many Terry Gilliam flicks, but on second thought, he may just be addicted to American Dad. [Coroflot via OhGizmo]

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Fri, 30 May 2008 10:45:00 EDT Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=394226&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Azoo Eco-Desk Puts a Self-Cleaning Aquarium in Your Desk ]]> I'm pretty sure Missy Elliot had something similar to Azoo's Eco-Desk, which has a self-cleaning tropical fish aquarium contained within a glass and aluminum body. Alas, hers was made by Lamborghini, so this is the poor man's / international female hip-hop star's iteration, but it's still a bit of cool for your apartment. The glass top rests on a hinged support, which can be pulled open to allow Nemo to escape back home, or better yet, add some company to the captives inside. The aquarium contains Azoo's solution for biological, water and temperature control, meaning you don't have to worry about anything other than why your Coi Carp look so damn uncomfortable.

If you have to ask about pricing, well, you know the deal. We'll pass on this one, we just don't think it is very secure—those two mermaids escaped without even smashing the glass. Ridiculous. Hit the link for some more fishy-fun images. [BornRich]

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Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:30:00 EDT Haroon Malik http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384428&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Training Goldfish is a Sad, Sad Practice ]]> Are you one of those lousy parents that won't buy a dog for your kids but try to pass off a goldfish as a pet that's just as good? Well, if you want to help your case that fish are just as fun as an adorable golden retriever, there's the R2 Fish School. It'll let you train a goldfish to do such tricks as play basketball and swim around objects in its tank. The excitement never ends, as the ridiculous instructional clip after the jump demonstrates.


Essentially, it looks like this is your basic reward system, with a special food wand making it easier to jam food right in your goldfish's face when it does something right. Of course, you can't scratch it behind the ears or take it for walks or go outside and play with it, but a coldhearted parent like you doesn't care about things like that, do you? [R2 Fish School]

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Fri, 25 Apr 2008 17:00:00 EDT Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=384180&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Find Nemo Floating in a Four-Way USB Hub. Verdict: Fishy! ]]> Someone, somewhere, gets to design these weird and wonderful USB hubs: and this one is perhaps the craziest we've seen. It's a four-way hub with a fishbowl. With a plastic fish, a couple of shells, a splash of greenery and real water. And it illuminates, cycling through four different colors. It's fantastic, fishtastic plastic. And it could be yours for only $12. [Gadget4all via Pocket Lint]

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Thu, 03 Apr 2008 07:43:20 EDT Kit Eaton http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=375510&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Racetrack Fishbowl For Goldfish Daredevils ]]> Goldfish lead boring lives. Granted, they are probably not intelligent enough to realize what they are missing, but with the threat of a porcelain grave constantly looming—these little guys need to live for the moment. This "Speedfish" bowl allows them to do just that with a design that focuses on the exciting world of head to head, edge of your seat fish racing competition. Unfortunately, the Speedfish track is only a concept piece, which is a bummer to Goldfish and racing fans everywhere. [R'pure via OutNext via Coolbuzz]

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 18:30:13 EST Sean Fallon http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=356239&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Cellphone Fishing Game: Catch a Virtual Fish, Get a Real Fish Delivered To Your Door ]]> ippon_tsuri.jpgA new fishing game for cellphone users based in western Japan is mixing the virtual with the actual, as competitors who hook a fish get the chance to have the same kind of fish delivered to their door by a local seafood wholesaler.

Ippon Zuri, which means pole-and-line fishing, is available to DoCoMo subscribers in the town of Fukuoka, and was created by local system development company FIT, who teamed up with a local fish wholesaler. Gamers pay 1,000¥ (a little under 10 bucks) for three games, in which they cast to all kinds of seafood, from crab to sea bream in the hope of hooking them.

If successful, the player then has an encounter with a slot machine and, should he get lucky with three matching numbers, then the fish is reeled in, the seafood supplier contacted and, ta-daa, it's fish for supper. [Pink Tentacle]

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Wed, 13 Feb 2008 11:55:30 EST AddyDugdale http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=355999&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Germans Launching Fish Into Space in the Name of Science ]]> Today, in a display of the poor prioritization of science projects in Germany, German scientists will launch 60 fish in to space, presumably to figure out how to make fish sticks taste better.

Actually, the poor fishies will experience six minutes of weightlessness in order to see how they handle motion sickness. Apparently, they get motion sick just like people, and it's easier to study the effects on them than it is on people as you can, you know, kill the fish and fiddle around with their insides when you're done with them. After which you can sauté them up and serve them with fresh country vegetables, which is the perfect way to end any long day of ridiculous experimenting. [The Register]

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Mon, 11 Feb 2008 11:45:06 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=354992&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Octopus Studios' Silverfish Aquarium Is 1980s' Future Fish Tank Now ]]> Octopuss_Silverfish.jpgThe Octopus Studios' Silverfish Aquarium (see BBGadgets for bookworm joke that, I'll be honest, took me a second) is one of those things you wish you had right up until the day you get it, then you spend a couple of years wondering what you were thinking. Sure, its six orbs of sturdy clear PMMA plastic are future funky in a retro-1980s Schwartzenegger-movie kind of way, and the advertised "easy installation" of this $3,400 complete-kit aqua-sculpture is certainly believable. But the minute green filth starts to build up in the linking tunnels, or one of your gouramis goes belly up in a lower-quadrant globe, well, that's it for fun with fish. [Octopus via BBGadgets]

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Fri, 01 Feb 2008 12:30:57 EST Wilson Rothman http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=351660&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Spaceariums Put All Other Aquariums to Shame ]]> Aquariums are pretty neato decorations, even if you need to imprison a bunch of fish that your kids will try to emancipate after they see Finding Nemo. But if you think a regular old aquarium is cool, take a gander at the Spacearium. Suspended from the ceiling, lit up all slick-like, and can be used as a room divider if you so desire.

These things are pretty thin, but depending on how long you order yours to be, it can hold between 55 and 73 gallons of water (fresh or salt, depending on your preference). A nice touch is being able to keep the external filtration system up to 15 feet away, keeping the tank itself nice and pristine. You'll pay dearly, however, as these bad boys will run you between $4,900 and $8,400, and that's before you start buying fish for the damned thing. [Product Page via Dvice]

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Wed, 23 Jan 2008 13:20:00 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=348055&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ iPond Combines Portable Speaker With a Fish Tank, Enrages Animal Rights Activists ]]> Pet stores in Australia have been selling a portable speaker with a built-in fish tank, designed to hook up to portable audio devices like the iPod. (The cleverly named iPond, which is currently drawing fire from animal rights groups for not providing adequate space for a fish to live.)

Melbourne Aquarium officials say the Betta fish sold with the iPond need a 10 liter tank to swim and get a proper amount of oxygen, but the iPond's tank is only 650 milliliters. Acoustics experts also say sound from the speaker, which is built into the bottom of the iPond, could transfer into the fish tank, bringing up another potential hazard.

But even if Aussies are ambivalent to bleeding heart animal rights activists, they should still avoid the iPond because it looks like a cheap piece of garbage selling for an inflated 70 Australian Dollars (60 USD). [Sydney Morning Herald]

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Sat, 15 Dec 2007 19:31:53 EST Adrian Covert http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=334424&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Japanese Aquarium Bathroom Makes You Feel Like a Mermaid While You Go #2 ]]> You think your bathroom is awesome? It's not. Check out this Japanese bathroom that's built into an aquarium, featuring a peeping tom of a turtle and a bunch of fish with no dignity. It's a ladies' room, so there are no dudes allowed, unfortunately. It cost $270,000 to build, which is a lot for a bathroom but not that bad for a gigantic aquarium. And you thought running the faucet made it easier to go. [Pink Tentacle]

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Fri, 30 Nov 2007 17:40:00 EST Adam Frucci http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=328687&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Salmon Sperm Make for Better LEDs ]]> charlietune.jpgAndrew Steckl, a photonics expert from the University of Cincinnatti, has discovered that salmon sperm makes for better LEDs. He came to this disgusting discovery from analyzing biological materials and coming to the conclusion that DNA serves as a better material for intensifying LED properties. The best part: the fishing industry just throws away this salmon sperm! It's perfectly good sperm! What a delicious waste! I mean![UC via Treehugger]

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Fri, 21 Sep 2007 17:20:43 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=302554&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ World's Biggest Fake Fish Tank ]]> led13.jpgA 250m by 30m LED screen has been installed in the ceiling of a new mall in Beijing. That's an impressive 7,500 square meters of viewable area, and comes with an impressive $32 million price tag to match. It hangs 80 feet in the air, and is actually five screens combined. Check out a video after the jump.

It can show films, video games or even photos uploaded by visitors, but most of the time it plays animations like swimming fish—all that space and what do they use it for? Screensavers. [LED Magazine]

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Fri, 07 Sep 2007 06:33:54 EDT msparkes http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=297359&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Rocket Fishing Rod is Both a Cannon and a Reel ]]>
Dude, I just saw this infommercial for this fishing rod that doesn't actually have a rod. It throws out your line, bait, bobber, and hook encapsulated in a little rocket, fired from this pump-action, spring loaded cannon. The range is 30 feet, and in true trailer-trash, QVC fashion, it's $40, or two easy payments of $20. [rocketfishingrod]

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Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:00:50 EDT Brian Lam http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=280062&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Pen-Sized Fishing Rod ]]> The Fishpen, by outdoor gear company Coleman, is a telescoping fishing rod in a pen sized container. It's for when you happen to pass a creek, or pond, and the mood strikes you to Fish your little heart out and hook some bass in the mouth for the pure love of the sport. The compact bronze reel snaps on after extending the metal pole. Two pens, a case, and hooks, weights and bobbers for $40 bucks.

[Fish Pen]

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Mon, 25 Jun 2007 23:07:54 EDT Brian Lam http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=272173&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Happy Fish Speaker Needs Stainless Steel Teeth for Complete Alien Look ]]> Yeah, it's supposed to look like a Happy Fish, but it looks more to us like some sort of alien head, flashing its ominous warning in purple, green, blue and amber. Hook up a couple of these $16 speakers to a nearby USB port and your Pink Floyd Dark Side of the Moon nightmare will be complete.

Happy Fish Speaker [Brando]

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Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:22:46 EST Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=230367&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Fishy Extension Cord ]]> fishy_cord.jpgSomething's fishy about this extension cord with the male plug at its head and female receptacle on the other end. Not sure what kind of fish this is, but we're thinking it must be an electric eel.

Better tuck this sucker away somewhere so you don't accidentally step on it. Check out the site for a variety of fish-inspired oddities.

More fishy stuff [Novmichi, via Spluch]

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Wed, 06 Dec 2006 16:24:00 EST Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=219742&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ O Aquarium/Vase: For Flowers, Fish ]]> 11.06_5.5_o_512.jpgProduced by Paris studio 5.5 Designers, the O Aquarium/Vase is an elegant combination of aquatic and plant life that will beautify your home without torturing the fish like those beta+flower minitanks do.

Sure, the concept is simply a vase stuck in a bowl, but it's executed with grace and that counts for a lot. Now where should we stick our treasure chest/diver/topless mermaid bubbler?

5.5 Home [via core77]

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Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:22:58 EST Mark Wilson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=218861&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Terranaut Vehicle Lets Fish Explore On Land ]]> This Blood Parrot fish rolls the contraption around just by swimming around in its bowl. The sensors and the onboard computer detects which direction the fish is swimming in, then directs the wheels accordingly.

If you ask me, this is a dangerous precedence. First we help fish roll around on land, next we're going to teach monkeys how to fly and use firearms. Why don't we just hand over the keys to our civilization already?

Terranaut - Fish Explore Land With Robotic Vehicle [Technovelgy]

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Wed, 20 Sep 2006 17:45:26 EDT Jason Chen http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=202040&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Automatic Aquarium Feeder: Lazy++ ]]> aquarium-fish-feeder.jpgThere aren't many other pets out there that are as low maintenance as fish. But believe it or not, thousands upon thousands of fish are flushed yearly because of malnourishment. The technical term for us in the medical field is "Lazy Man Syndrome." The automatic fish feeder will make sure your little fishies live a nice a long life without you having to lift a finger. This feeder will distribute up to four servings per day. It can feed the fish up to two weeks before being refilled. The automatic fish feeder is available for $27 over at Smarthome.

Product Page [Via Coolest Gadgets]

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Mon, 14 Aug 2006 16:55:42 EDT Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=194005&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Bizarre Fish-Themed Technology ]]>

Do you feel attached to your carp? Perhaps you'd like to dip it in ink, rub it on paper, and create a special "memento" of your fish. If so, the Japanese performance-art-manufacturing group maywa denki has the complete kit for you. They've also applied their fish obsession to musical instruments, with a carp-shaped glass armonica (the 18th-century instrument invented by Benjamin Franklin), a beat box in the shape of a carp (look out, Roland), and a "winged" musical device with electronic finger snappers, in case your thumb is tired. These appear to run on batteries, but you can plug in your traditional, non fish-themed hardware using a fish bone extension cord. And if you actually can't stand fish, there's even a fish swatter.

Bizarre Fish-Themed Gadgets, Musical Instruments [Create Digital Music]

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Tue, 11 Jul 2006 14:07:07 EDT Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=186529&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ USB-Powered LED Aquarium Lamp ]]>

Yep, you read that right. This is a USB-powered lamp .. that is also an aquarium. Yep, you guessed it right again, this is another strange device from the Japanese weird-stuff manufacturer, Thanko. Unfortunately, it isn't a real aquarium. Rather it houses two fake fish that just float and bob around. The lamp itself has 17 LEDs that comes in green, blue or red. It will set you back roughly $21 and will likely make the ladies (or guys) weak at the knees.

Product Page [Via Everything USB]

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Wed, 05 Jul 2006 15:12:38 EDT Travis Hudson http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=185251&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Toshiba Fish-Shaped MP3 Player ]]> Some might call this fish-shaped MP3 and WMA player by Toshiba cute, though we call it just downright goofy. Hidden underneath the fish's tail is a USB 2.0 connector, and it has 512MB of flash memory in its belly. An LCD panel is underneath and on the sides are transport and volume controls. Plug your headphones into the jack just under its mouth, and rock on while passersby think there's probably something fishy about you. More oddness—you can only get this little guy if you buy a Toshiba Dynabook CX notebook.

Toshiba fish shaped MP3 player [Newlaunches]

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Wed, 12 Apr 2006 08:51:32 EDT Charlie White http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=166671&view=rss&microfeed=true
<![CDATA[ Robotic Carp Are Just As Ugly ]]> fishbot.jpgLeave it to the Brits to make a robotic carp. In a place where fish and chips wrapped in newspaper is a delicacy, I guess it only makes sense, but this new robot fish was biologically inspired by its fried brethren and can now be viewed at the London Aquarium. It took just three years to come up with these self-sufficient suckers and you'll find them swimming around in their own tanks, entirely on their own (no wires, we promise). Embedded sensors promise true AI and the fish can swim at a maximum speed of 20-inches per second. So what of future fake fish? "We want the fish to have the ability to look for its own charging station, just like a real fish looking for food," says lead researcher Professor Huosheng Hu. AT least the kids won't have to worry about finding one of these floationg belly up anytime soon.

New breed of 'fish-bot' unveiled [BBC News]

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Fri, 07 Oct 2005 18:40:31 EDT tgrumet http://gizmodo.com/index.php?op=postcommentfeed&postId=129846&view=rss&microfeed=true