Then yeah, this 2GB poker chip flash drive is totally worth your $28. Because we both know that when you told all those stories about the "system" you used to make boatloads of cash playing online poker, you were just bluffing. [Product via OhGizmo]

Basically a flap on the rear of the card can be used to attach different memory sizes, and a pair of slits can be used for the USB adapter. To be honest, it doesn't amount to much more than taping a USB drive to an existing card. Still, it is a fairly elegant approach to the problem —but it might make more sense to develop a thin all-in-one usb drive that is specifically designed to hold business cards. So, my guess is that this concept will have to go back to the drawing board a few times before a viable product can be developed. [Coroflot via Core77 via DVICE]

Sandisk sues to enforce memory SYSTEM patents

Twenty-Five Card Vendors and Controller Suppliers Named in Patent Infringement Suits

MILPITAS, CALIFORNIA, October 24, 2007 - SanDisk Corporation (NASDAQ: SNDK) today announced the filing of three patent infringement actions against 25 companies that manufacture, sell and import USB flash drives, CompactFlash cards, multimedia cards, MP3/media players and/or other removable flash storage products. The actions, filed in the United States District Court in the Western District of Wisconsin and in the United States International Trade Commission ("ITC"), allege that the defendants have infringed various SanDisk system-level patents, and seek damages and a permanent injunction in the federal court actions, as well as a permanent exclusion order from the ITC banning importation of the products into the United States.

"These actions demonstrate SanDisk's long-term commitment to enforcing its patents, both to protect our investment in research and development by obtaining a fair return on that investment, and out of fairness to third-parties that participate in our patent licensing program," said E. Earle Thompson, Chief Intellectual Property Counsel at SanDisk. "Our goal is to resolve these matters by offering the defendants the opportunity to participate in our patent licensing program for card and system technology. Otherwise, we will aggressively pursue these actions, seeking a prompt judicial resolution awarding damages, obtaining injunctive relief and banning importation of infringing product."

In the ITC action, SanDisk is suing numerous companies for infringement of five SanDisk patents, including:
ACP-EP Memory
A-Data
Apacer
Behavior Computer (d/b/a Emprex)
Buffalo
Chipsbank
Corsair Memory
Dane-Elec
Edge
Imation/Memorex
Interactive Media (d/b/aKanguru)
Kaser
Kingston
LG Electronics
Phison Electronics
PNY
PQI
Silicon Motion
Skymedi
Transcend
TSR (d/b/a T.One)
USBest
Verbatim
Welldone Company
Zotek/Zodata (d/b/a Huke)

In the first Wisconsin District Court case, SanDisk is suing numerous companies for infringement of the five patents also at issue in the ITC complaint, including:
ACP-EP Memory
A-Data
Apacer
Behavior Computer (d/b/a Emprex)
Buffalo
Chipsbank
Corsair Memory
Dane-Elec
Edge
Imation/Memorex
Interactive Media (d/b/a Kanguru)
Kingston
LG Electronics
Phison Electronics
PNY
PQI
Silicon Motion
Skymedi
Transcend
TSR (d/b/a T.One)
USBest
Verbatim
Welldone Company
Zotek/Zodata (d/b/a Huke).

In the second Wisconsin District Court case, SanDisk is suing numerous companies for infringement of an additional two patents that are not involved in the ITC action or the first Wisconsin District Court case, including:
A-Data
Apacer
Behavior Computer (d/b/a Emprex)
Buffalo
Dane-Elec
Kingston
Phison Electronics
PQI
PNY
Skymedi
Silicon Motion
Transcend
USBest
Verbatim
Zotek/Zodata (d/b/a Huke)

SanDisk is the original inventor of flash storage cards and is one of the world's largest suppliers of flash data storage card products, using its patented, high-density flash memory and controller technology. SanDisk is headquartered in Milpitas, California, and has operations worldwide, with more than half its sales outside the United States.

For instance, a woman is supposed to be prissy and like hearts. That's her job. A man is supposed to...like red circles. That's his job. And by following those two simple geometrical guidelines, you too will have a healthier relationship. No price or size details on the drives yet. But who are we to put a price on your love? [aving via shinyshiny]

Apparently not. This thing must not even be clad in real gold, because from what we can gather using our limited Korean translation skills, the cheapest one of these drives costs a grand total of $15.47. Well, you could just tell everybody it's made of solid gold. Incidentally, 16GB in such a small size might actually be useful, at least until the gold plastic wears off. [EZ Guide (Korean), via TFTS]

That free flash drive stunk to high heaven. It had a strange, metallic scent that smelled like it had been mixed together with rotten eggs and B.O., and even made your hands smell like that if you picked it up. We're still trying to figure out why it stank like a pile of horseshit, but one thing's for sure: The company that gave it to us would've been much better off giving us one of these Fruit-a-Romas. [Microdia, via Gearlog]

The company showed its latest SanDisk Extreme, 4GB ($164.99) and 8GB ($314.99) Compact Flash cards with 45MBps read/write speeds. They're able to withstand extreme temperatures, from -13°F to 185°F, and the company also says they're more rugged with silicon sealed internals, and also come with a fancy-schmancy case.

SanDisk also showed its $129.99 SD Plus card (pictured above), with a USB plug inside so you won't need a reader. That drive is also capable of a speedy 20MB/sec. transfer rate. [Sandisk Ducati Edition USB Flash Drive]

Shoe Flash Drive Rips of Nike Design [EverythingUSB]

Product Page [Via Gearlog]

Product Page [Via Gearfuse]

Food Shaped Flash DRives that Don't Make Me Ill [EverythingUSB]

Kingston vending machines now available [ubergizmo]

There's precious little other information about this drive, but maybe all the other flash drive manufacturers might take a cue from this. Gentlemen, start your copiers. – Charlie White

USB flash drive drinks in sunlight [uber gizmo]

The one pictured on top lets you plug into either four-pin FireWire 400 (regular FireWire) on one side or six-pin on the other, and the one pictured on the bottom plugs into those extra-speedy FireWire 800 ports. Both might be nice in a pinch of all your USB ports are loaded up and you don't feel like adding yet another hub. Pricing on these drives wasn't announced, but OCZ's 2GB USB models cost about $21.– Charlie White

CeBIT : OCZ Rally 2 Firewire Flash Drives [VR-Zone]

Fujitsu LifeBook B6210 and P1610 Go Flash [Laptop]

Judging from the size of microSD cards the size of a baby's fingernail, we knew this was coming. The T2K isn't so small you would lose it in your pocket, but it's not big, either—it's just 1.6 inches tall and a mere 3mm thick. Can they get smaller than this? Probably. – Charlie White

Product Page [Transcend, USA]

A few weeks back, I asked y'all a tough ethical question: have you ever felt guilty about buying pirated goods in the name of saving a few bucks? Now I've got another dilemma to ponder, inspired by my recent discovery of the four-gig Ematic flash drive pictured to the right. What kind of moral quandary could such a humdrum gizmo possibly cause, you might inquire? It's not about the product itself, but rather who's selling it: the boogeyman of mom-and-pops, the decimator of downtowns, the bane of organized labor, the Arkansan colossus which dare not speak its name. Yeah, you know who I'm talking about—and if you don't, well, best get your ignorant self up to speed.

Back before I started this column, I wouldn't have thought twice about buying electronics at Wal-Mart—I'm an eternal sap for low, low prices. But then I namechecked the store's Durabrand in a column last year, and got a flood of e-mails to the effect of: How dare you support such a menace to American decency?

I haven't bought a Wal-Mart gadget since, either online or off. But I was tempted this week by that Ematic, listed at $59.98. And it got me thinking not just about Wal-Mart, but about what it means to be both a cheapskate and a geek.

Don't worry, I'm not gonna rehash the standard pro-con debate on Wal-Mart. Odds are your mind's already made up about that, and I invite y'all to leave arguments on either side in comments. (Play nice.) But in the constant back-and-forth on the subject, I've rarely seen much about Wal-Mart's impact on other electronics retailers. Sure, we all know that they're squeezing the life out of Main Street grocery stores and apparel shops. But what's the effect been on the place where you bought your first disk drive? And was that place a CompUSA or Radio Shack, neither of which can be deemed a lot more cuddly than the Bentonville Gorilla? In my experience, Wal-Mart hasn't Borged the electro-retail landscape like it has elsewhere.

I'm also not sure that Wal-Mart can be blamed (the wrong verb, perhaps) for making Guangdong the capital of the cheap electronics world. Yes, the $29 DVD player that Wal-Mart debuted a few Christmases ago was a paradigm shifter (not to mention an event that revealed the very worst about humanity). But Wal-Mart was a relative latecomer to the low-end electronics game; the knock-off factories were already humming before Duraband was a glimmer in some corporate lackey's eye.

So then, what has been the "Wal-Mart effect" on the gadgets industry? They've certainly made computers affordable for a lot of families who otherwise not have them, a development you quibble with at the risk of being branded an elitist prick. And their constant inflow of cheaper and cheaper products has spurred the sort of price competition that us low-enders dream of—basic economics, right?

But here's the rub: by buying that $59.98 Ematic drive, I'd be patronizing a company that's done some things I disagree with on a very deep, profound level. Which is a weird feeling to have, because my brain usually shuts down once it realizes what a great bargain's to be had.

It's also weird because, let's face it, us gearheads aren't always the most political lot. We have our causes, sure, mostly to do with personal freedoms and the protection of a vibrant public commons. But let me put it this way: the CES floor is not a place where you're going to hear a lot of strong opinions about non-gadget issues, and cramming your head full of iPhone rumors leaves scant room for other pressing matters. We tend to fixate on objects and their esoteric backstories, often to the exclusion of a bigger picture—not that there's anything wrong with that, I'm just sayin'.

My ultimate train of thought goes something like this: though I think Wal-Mart's impact on the electronics landscape has been a lot less deleterious than people think, I took a stand and refrained from buying that Ematic drive. However, there's a big caveat here: my choice was made all the easier by Newegg, which has this Avixe four-gig drive on sale for even less. It's easy to make a political stance when it's not hitting me in my beloved pocketbook, natch. I'd like to think I'd still do the "right thing" if Wal-Mart was the budget champ, but my judgment can go haywire when a deal is just too juicy.

Worry not, the droning's done. Now I'm gonna throw it back to y'all, dear readers: do you have any ethical qualms about purchasing electronics from Wal-Mart, especially when the price is oh-so-right and your bank account is oh-so-empty? Have I been hoodwinked into conducting my boycott-of-one, or should I be patting myself on the back? Replies in comments (which I avidly peruse over a couple of Ballantines every Thursday evening), or directly to me.

Also, while you're at it—is there some reason I should be steering clear of Newegg? Their prices of late have been too good to be true—I'm worried that they're making flash drives out of Chinese raccoon dogs or something.

BEST OF TECH 2007: The fact you made it this far in the column proves that you love you some tech writing. Put that passion to good use by nominating entries for the next installment of The Best of Technology Writing, the anthology I edited last year. This year's guest editor is way, way more stellar—journo superstar Steven Levy. Go here to submit nominations; self-nominations are welcome.

LASTLY: Colts are gonna win. You can't stop The Horse!

Brendan I. Koerner is a contributing editor at Wired and a columnist for both The New York Times and Slate. His Low End Theory column appears every Thursday on Gizmodo.

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If you're skipping Vista or you're a Mac user, why not just donate your old thumb drive to charity? But hey, what the fuck do kids in Africa need with thumbdrives? How about food, education, computers, stable government.... – Charlie White

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Thumb Drive Drive [Inveneo, via boingboing]

If nothing else a techie pen might remind us that an old fashioned handwritten letter can achieve a more personal level of communication. Now if only pens had spellcheck. – Mark Wilson

Product Page [via popgadget]

Success! The SanDisk Cruzer Titanium works fine and dandy after a thorough drying off. Good job, SanDisk, your products withstand the pee-test. – Travis Hudson

USB Pupper Bags for Flash Drives [EverythingUSB]

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TDK samples 32GB Flash disk [Reg Hardware, via CrunchGear]

Syringe USB Flash Drive [I4U News]

The USB stick of Love [newlaunches]