Apparently, it's a sex toy. And a damn fine one, according to Fleshbot's Lux Alptraum.
Over at Fleshbot, there's a fascinating review of a new sex toy from Korean company HEPS. Called the Fantastic System, it apparently produces the most realistic blow job you've ever experienced from a machine. Writes reviewer Ottimo Massimo:
Star Trek: The Next Generation-A XXX Parody is the third of writer/director Sam Hain's "dark parodies" (the first two were the excellent Sex Files movies) that operate as a porn version of fan fiction, imaging a logical opening in the storyline of the original show and replacing it with a vaginal one.
When JimmyJane released the Form 2 vibrator, they changed how we thought of them as a company. When they released the Form 3, they changed how we thought of sex toys, period. Now they've released the Form 4-the last installment in their Pleasure to the People collaboration with Yves Behar-and though it is, in some…
Star Trek: The Next Generation: A XXX Parody is the latest porn movie to bring together science fiction and porn. It's also a loving tribute and unofficial sequel to a classic TNG episode starring some major Trekkie porn stars, not to mention an uncannily convincing Jean-Luc Picard impersonator.
Kacey Jordan, the porn star who smoked crack with Charlie Sheen shortly before his hospitalization, shared some good news today: Her "babe rank" just skyrocketed! How good is a Charlie Sheen scandal for a porn star's career? A quantitative investigation.
On January 13, a unique NASA artifact goes up for auction. What is it? A topless photo of Ms. DeDe Lind (a.k.a. Playboy's Miss August 1967) that was smuggled aboard Apollo 12. Bidding starts at $1000.
Is there anything sexier than faeries? The little wings, the delicate features, the sexy magic... it should surprise nobody that the fae have been starring in their own porn for ages. Here's the sexiest, most enchanting fairy porn. It's NSFW!
This bombshell wearing just black lace, a pearl necklace and a white dog is Tammy Banovac, a retired surgeon in a wheelchair. She got down to her lingerie while going through airport security and still got a pat down. Twice. Updated.
Another mystery solved: The black-laced blonde bombshell protagonist of the most stupid and surreal TSA action to date posed naked for Playboy in 1997. No kidding. The surgeon was really a Playboy bunny, and here's the proof.
With more and more cellphone videos showing up online, such as the following one showing what happens if you drive up a steep hill that's covered in ice, I think it's time for a PSA in video. Turn. Your. Phone. Sideways.
You haven't crossed the final frontier until you've had sex in space. It's the ultimate dream: weightless lovemaking. Here are 11 awesome zero-gravity sex scenes...plus one real-life zero G sexytime moment caught on video.
Axel Braun, pornographic auteur, has filed a federal copyright suit against nearly 7,100 individuals. The offense? Sharing his Batman XXX: A Porn Parody via torrents. It's basically a NSFW version of the summer's Hurt Locker case.
I said in the review, Sony's Google TV is the perfect bedroom TV for its all-in-one-ness. It's got a browser, so you should be able to do stream everything that your computer can. So, can you watch...you know...on it? Yes.
Here's my video review for Victoria's Secret iPad app. It's free. Yes, free. It's available now. The verdict is at the end of the video review, but this app left me with a lot of fundamental questions:
This is the season of scifi burlesque. But if you want to stand out from the crowd, there's nothing like doing a lesbian version of Edward and Bella's romance from the Twilight series - complete with pregnancy and birth scene.
Burlesque has always had a love affair geek culture. There's something about sexy individuals dressing (and undressing) as science fiction icons that gets the pulse racing. But this month may've been the greatest scifi burlesque month ever. NSFW pics below!