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iBrate App Turns iPhone Into Vibrator

Jason Chen — Wed, 05 Sep 2007 19:31:07 EDT

Ladies (and gentlemen), your iPhone app has come, and it's called iBrate. It has one function: turn your iPhone into a vibrator. To control it, all you have to do is hit the one button. To stop, hit stop. Simple. Here's our wish list for version 2.

• Bigger start/stop button
• Variable speeds and intensity
• Pulsing action
• Video playback while vibrating
• Music playback while vibrating
• A laser show.

Grab yours now using App Tapp installer.app. Weee! Just remember that cleanliness is #1. [Thanks Pash]

Tobacco-Flavored Condoms, Party In Your Mouth

Mark Wilson — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 08:46:33 EDT

In order to promote safe sex among India's prostitutes, Hindustan Latex Ltd has developed "paan-flavored" condoms—making a man's...cigar...resemble the tasty Indian treat of betel nuts, spices and tobacco wrapped in betel leaves. At first you might say, "Sign me up!!" And we can certainly understand the enthusiasm. But are these prophylactics missing the point?

After all, don't we all smell like tobacco after a good night of partying anyway? I always considered that odoriferous menthol coating on your skin to be free with the purchase of enough drinks—a sort of invisible car freshener for your body, or 25-cent bowling bathroom cologne without the need for spare change.

I remember when taking a girl to a bar and getting her drunk used to mean something—and condoms were something you just pretended to wear. But give me a tobacco AND tequila AND rufie flavored condom...and that's a complete night on the town. [hindlatex via theregister]

Japanese Robotech Thruster Sex Machine

Jason Chen — Tue, 22 May 2007 18:01:46 EDT

Like Lam with his pink Japanese blowjob machine, I was debating whether I should post this. But if you can handle his pink blowjobber, you can handle this Robotech Thruster machine.

The thruster attaches to a table or other solid surface and has a "Highspeed piston," "Powerful movement" and a "High quality stabilizer". It's essentially a masturbation machine you control with that hand lever, which varies speed and intensity depending on how you like it.

Kanjo Toys claims that it's fantastic because you don't have to buy new "onacups" to put in it, which we're guessing means you're going to have to wash this when you're done. No word on whether it's dishwasher safe.

Better shot after the jump.

– Jason Chen

Robotech Thruster masturbation machine [Kanjotoys]

Brazilian Prostitutes on your iPod

www.gizmodo.com — Thu, 25 Jan 2007 12:23:39 EST

M.Class, a Brazilian escort firm, allows you to download video "interviews" of their selection of saucy, freshly waxed, Brazilian harlots straight to your iPod. It's a safe way to meet girls in Rio de Janeiro without risking your kidney. Way to use that iPod your wife gave you for Christmas. Make sure you wrap more than just your media player, nothing says "thank you for the iPod" like chlamydia. – Todd Haselton

Prostitutes using the iPod Video to increase turnover [MusicGizmos]