You either have a date for Valentine's Day or you don't. Whatever. Doesn't really matter, because who's going to take better care of you than you? If you're going home alone tonight, give yourself company with a Fleshlight for every situation. NSFW, pretty obviously.
The Fleshlight Motion is like an ottoman with a fake vagina on the side. You have sex with it. I did the deed with an inanimate object so you don't have to, and these are my results. I feel dirty.
Sometimes, you want to make love, but there's no one around to join you in an act of carnal pleasure. Now, you don't have to let that stop you, assuming you're OK with going to town on a fancy ottoman.