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    Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    So, if you wet the lips on this thing, then slammed it against the wall would the ensuing suction be enough to hold the device in place? #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Probably NOT the best place to hide your hallowee'n candy! #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment RedBackFur was starred RedBackFur was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @RedBackFur: It is if you like it pre-chewed.. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Fangs and wangs don't mix.

    Unless you're into that sort of thing... #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    This would be much more hilarious if all they did was put some of those fake vampire teeth on one of the regular mouth models. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Have the lips move to the "What What In The Butt video" and you have awkward nightmares for days. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Inspired by the Twilight series. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    ripfire promoted this comment stevegiblin was starred stevegiblin was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @stevegiblin: Twilight fans can now enjoy the full Edward experience? #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of Pessimippopotamus Pessimippopotamus
    10/26/09

    @ripfire: A dildo milled from a stick of marble? Wait, nevermind. He's a pussy. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE GitEmSteveDave_ My Brute Dojo Code CDIAFIFE
    10/26/09

    @Pessimippopotamus: Actually, io9 featured the Twilight Dildo: [io9.com] #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of Dr. H. F. Danger Dr. H. F. Danger
    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry

    IT'S A TRAP! #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry

    IT'S A TRAP! #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of Cogito Ergo Bibo Cogito Ergo Bibo
    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    It doesn't exist for me until Frooch does a vague, embarrassing video for the interwebs. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of OCEntertainment OCEntertainment
    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    "Introducing Succu Dry Sex in a Can from Fleshlight, the world's first vampire inspired sex toy for men."

    This would be akin to those Guinness World Records for stuff like the guy who stood the on top of a car sinking into a vat of melted jelly beans the longest.

    Technically, yes. You were the first. That's because no one else was trying.

    ....And for good reason. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of psychiccheese psychiccheese
    10/26/09

    @OCEntertainment: "the guy who stood the on top of a car sinking into a vat of melted jelly beans the longest."

    Is there actually a world record for that? If so, I really want a video of it. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    OCEntertainment promoted this comment psychiccheese was starred psychiccheese was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @psychiccheese: As far as I know, I made that up. You could be the first! #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq
    10/26/09

    @OCEntertainment: Are you saying you've never played Death-Bean Holdout? We did that all the time back in high school. We found Crown-Vics to have the overall best time. Ah, the days of mending sugary burns... good times. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    OCEntertainment promoted this comment pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq was starred pɹɐoqʎǝʞuǝʞoɹq was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @OCEntertainment: Congratulations, OCEntertainment, for holding the Guiness World Record for Making Up Spurious and Silly Guiness World Record Examples Referencing Automobiles, Jelly Beans, and a Vampire-Themed Male Sex Toy in a Gizmodo Article. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    @met2art: I want to thank my family and friends for all their support. And to my dead beat uncle who said I'd never pull it off and I should give up and get a real job: suck it, Frank! Who's the remedial genetic experiment gone wrong now?! #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Why is this here ? Giz keeps finding new lows to go to.
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    met2art approved this comment SarasiTelemachus was starred SarasiTelemachus was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @SarasiTelemachus: I prefer to look at it as, they rise to the occasion to sink to new depths. Who else would do such penetrating articles? #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    @met2art: It still sucks. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of Bertone77 Bertone77
    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Somebody has forgotten one of the first the first rules of getting a BJ: Teeth are bad.
    And just because Adam took one for the team in a rather amusing account, I don't feel that we now need to have updates on these quite gross devices. #gross #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Making the sign of the cross, sprinkling garlic and poppyseeds around while getting my oak stake out.
    (I am open minded but this is some scary freaky shit.) #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of Jrsy Devil's Advocate® Jrsy Devil's Advocate®
    10/26/09

    @Curves: I'd be nervous about letting my wood stake get too close to this thing... #fleshlightsuccudry
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Does it come with Kate Beckinsale
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    Image of QuarterToTomorrow QuarterToTomorrow
    10/26/09

    @PurpleMonkeyDishwasher: : Nope. And neither do you. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Jrsy Devil's Bright Idea® promoted this comment QuarterToTomorrow was starred QuarterToTomorrow was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    In reply to Have a Happier Halloween with the Fleshlight Succu Dry
    Oh yea, that looks like a hot one. I wonder if the next new model will have braces instead? #fleshlightsuccudry
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    met2art promoted this comment HJTravels was starred HJTravels was unstarred
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    10/26/09

    @HJTravels: That's so wrong. And I love it. #fleshlightsuccudry
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    10/26/09

    @HJTravels: I'm hoping the next update to the Kate-Beckinsale's-mouth- from-Underworld-fl*shlight will include a miniature version of that 10-tongue sex / war machine inside of it. And an entire Kate Beckinsale on the outside of it.

    Edit: longWord span, ellipses mitigation
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    Edited by valkilmerisawful at 10/26/09 12:08 PM valkilmerisawful was starred valkilmerisawful was unstarred
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