Staring at this flexcam footage of a man whipping his face-flesh to-and-fro, his lips projected outward in what might be the best impersonation of a lolface ever commited to video, I can't help but recall something evolutionary biologist Christopher Schneider told us in an interview last month — that the most recent…
This is the first ever high-definition, super-slow-motion video footage of sprinting cheetahs, which — I think we can all agree — are basically the reason high-frame-rate video cameras were invented. So stop it. Stop what you're doing and watch this. Because this is more important.
That's just a fact. Case in point: this wonderful slice of eggy diversion, brought to you courtesy of the folks at PopSpot. No scrambling, no cooking, just 114 seconds of pure yolky, albumin-y egg ruination.