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ackoolness
10/06/09

In reply to HTC Imagio Review: HTC Is Microsoft's Best Critic
"V CAST TV is technologically interesting, but it's expensive and I'm not really sure how people will use it"

uh, try watching EPL games while at the Bed Bath & Beyond with the lady. Try watching Ohio vs. USC while on the way to the bar. Try watching ESPN while taking that morning breather on the toilet. ETC.!!!

dont down the service because YOU find no use for it. and just because YOU dont doesnt mean others can. Maybe someones trash can be someones treasure, and in my case I do treasure it and has become a lifesaver when it comes to games, and entertainment/news updater when it comes to espn and msnbc. check yo' self.
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SQLGuru
10/06/09

@ackoolness: Smartphones have changed the way I poo.....and wait for my girls.

[fashionablygeek.com]
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Sockatume
10/06/09

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"That, right there, is a better review of Windows Mobile 6.5 than anyone could ever write."

Ho-HO! That sounds like a throw-down to me.
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Anonymoose
10/06/09

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screw you, john herrman, with your inexplicable and tragic love of the letter "r". just "pretty good"? PRETTY GOOD? taco bell owns your face, loser eyeball man.

the gadget:
taco, chalupa, grilled stuft burrito, nacho, awesomeness, etc.

the price:
as cheap as discarded/diseased meat

the hardware:
crunchy tacos and nachos are freaking delicious

the software:
burritos and soft tacos and napkins are freaking delicious

the verdict:
taco bell and babies are freaking delicious

+freaking delicious
+cheap
+freaking delicious
+patriotic (eating taco bell can creat some pretty amazing fireworks)
+freaking delicious
-there is not a taco bell in my kitchen
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Kaiser-Machead
10/06/09

@Anonymoose: You realize that John wants you to focus on that superfluous second 'r', yes? Your pointing it out only brings him the kind of particular glee that is enjoyed by people who love to screw with the minds of the OCD, like messing the tassels on a rug, or making irregular folds in the corners of paper. I do believe anyone that finds Taco Bell particularly "delicious" probably has some kind of terminal illness that alters the chemistry in your tastebuds, that may even have a positive effect on the taste of that black fungus-ridden oxidized jelly that drips from the rusted corner of a forgotten, trash-filled dumpster behind a low-rent Chinese restaurant.

I can't verify the flavor of babies, but I'm told that a mixture of hard boiled eggs and veal is the closest you'll ever find.
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Anonymoose
10/06/09

@Kaiser-Machead: screw you kaiser-machead and your love of hyphens. may an uncouth wildebeest steal your hyphen and your heart and never text you again after your torrid one-night stand of which you updated your facebook status to "kaiser-machead is totally in love with a caring and nurturing and sensitive and giving lover of a wildebeest, p.s. hannah montant concert last night totally rocked my liver"

taco bell is better than you and all of your follicles combined into a tasty bechamel sauce with fish eyes.

and actually, the thing that most resembles the taste of baby is not hard boiled eggs and veal (a myth perpetuated by the serbs, i believe). no, in fact it is a toddler. todddlers and babies taste strikingly similar.
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Kaiser-Machead
10/06/09

@Anonymoose: I was aware that they could text, but I could never really wrap my mind around how it is they do that exactly.
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Anonymoose
10/06/09

@Kaiser-Machead: i know right? how could they text when text messaging rates are so high? just dial the number and call since you have the minutes included in your plan. those stupid, stupid, sexy wildebeest. i'm with you there, kaiser. they're just morally bankrupt.
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Nick
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
i don't see that being a good idea for folks in the southwest that enjoy texmex food. just looks messy.
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admoseremic
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
That's an impressive piece of technology... FOR ME TO POOP ON!
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Hello Mister Walrus
04/28/09

@admoseremic: "Your invention sucks. I'm going to take a huge dump on it."

"Good, because that's what it's for."

"..."
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ScottRose
04/28/09

@admoseremic: Excellent!
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Hello Mister Walrus
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
Translucent toilets = recipe for disgustingness.
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Costner
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
A translucent toilet would look awesome after a month of use when you realize there is no way to clean out all the funk that grows in places you can't see on a normal toilet.

I have zero desire to watch my output flow down the drain just as I have zero desire to peer into the insides of a blackwater plumbing system.

As Napoleon Dynamite once said.... "Gross!".
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ScottRose
04/28/09

@Costner: That's the least of it. I'm incredibly curious as to how they back up this claim:

To flush water from the tanks to the toilet, the Flo employs an electromagnetic ball valve. Go With the Flo also is free of mechanical parts. The toilet is fully self-sustaining and independent of electric power.
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Curves
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
I am not cleaning that thing. No way.
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logicalnoise
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
but where do I stick my penis?
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Geisrud
04/28/09

@logicalnoise: You're a big boy now. You can figure it out all by yourself.
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OMG! Ponies!
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
I'm not shitting on the floor of my bathroom. Maybe I'll shit on someone else's bathroom floor, but not mine.
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⌘Z
04/28/09

@OMG! Ponies!: if it's someone else's house, i would always recommend the upper-decker. classy delivery, smooth get away, hilarious results. it's perfection.
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OMG! Ponies!
04/28/09

@worst. giz commenter. ever.: A lot of old apartment building here in the city don't have tanks. Solution:

Shit in the tub.
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rogsim
04/28/09

In reply to Flo Toilet Makes Pooping Even More Exhausting
In ... but only if it lights up too.
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Hello Mister Walrus
04/28/09

@rogsim: It should be like that carnival game that you hit with a hammer and has a meter based on how hard you hit. Only this once will light up based on the weight of your leavings/degree of flatulence.
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