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Atten-shun, Senators and Congresspeeps and everyone else with a bundle of loving meat hanging between their legs: Here's an extremely useful flowchart that will help you decide if it's ok to tweet your dick pic or not.

From College Humor, a handy guide to knowing why that text you just sent has gone unrequited. But don't worry! I'm sure it applies to everyone but you. Well, you and me. [College Humor]

Congratulations, you found something cool on the Internet. Now you can use this handy dandy flowchart to figure out what you should do next.

Should you friend your parents? Or more realistically, should you let them friend you? I'm inclined to just give a flat-out "no," but this handy flowchart gives it way more thought than I have.

Are you the good twin or evil twin? Sometimes just looking for the goatee isn't enough (especially for the ladies). Luckily, Everything Explained Through Flowcharts has you covered! Determine your evilness in this week's excerpt.

The last few months have been phenomenal for Android fans, with Samsung's Galaxy line hitting all four carriers and Verizon getting a few, new, better Droids for their customers. But which should you pick? It's actually an easy decision.

I'm guessing that 95% of the Giz readership will find this flowchart helpful or offensive. In either case, I regret nothing! [I Love Charts via Chartporn]

Ever notice how hacking computers in action movies always feels just a little too easy? I'll have you know it's more involved than you'd think. Good thing College Humor threw together this handy movie hacking flowchart!

If you've ever been sidetracked by a documentary about modern Romanian chimney sweeps or come down with Facebook/Twitter Infinite Loop Syndrome, Achewood's got you pegged, my friend. [Achewood via bookofjoe]