So yes the V-12 does exist, but nothing even remotely resembling the helicopter in the render above exists on this plane of existence, nor will it ever since this is just an ad campaign for some air-port hotel chain...

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Of course, the drawback is the bloodied noses and the hurt feelings of facebookers who, underneath their login method of choice, are living, breathing human beings. If you insult them, are their feelings not hurt? If you cut them, do they not bleed? If you play basketball with them, and you throw them the ball, and they're not looking, and it hits them on the head, do they not look silly? In short, underneath the login method of choice, are we not all made of the same otterbox of particles, the same residual detritus from ancient stars? But who's fault is that? If a star explodes billions of years ago and somehow the new elements created by the explosion collect into clouds that enable organic life and curse through the veins of every living person, is that really something we can blame on Con Seannery?

Con Seanery would also like me to remind you that he has spent a lot of his free time handing out turkeys in a homeless shelter and generally giving back to the community. You wouldn't know it from reading his comments because aside from the Facerage, he is not one to toot his own horn. Which is why that's my job, as his public relations person, to step in and toot, to remind you, the public that this is his Moby Dick, this is his Old Man In The Sea, this is what makes his hands bleed and his body ache. Yet he persists because that's what artists do.

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A zeppelin seems much, much safer. (Not being sarcastic. With a zeppelin, so long as one keeps flames out of the hydrogen (or uses helium), one is pretty safe. A helicopter requires like a billion other things working successfully to not be a disaster.

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