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    Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God

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    Image of SkipErnst SkipErnst
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Advertiser: NOW how much would you pay?

    Me: Zero.
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    Image of redman042 redman042
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Redesign this in metal, add a kitchen torch attachment so it properly cooks the marshmallow, then come back and I'll consider it.
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    Image of bitgod bitgod
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    I hate microwave smores. I tried it once, they're too gooey. The chocolate shouldn't be all dripping over you. The marshmello should be the only gooey thing, that's why doing it at a campfire comes out right. Unless you build the whole thing and stick it all on a stick, but that's crazy talk.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    I thought that kid was putting green beans on his smores until I watched it more attentively the second time.
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    Image of Xeno Xeno
    12/14/09

    @Homerjay is utterly alone.: *shudder*
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    Image of typoink typoink
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    What the what? The best part of a s'more is the carmelized exterior of a toasted marshmallow. This is not how it's done.

    Making real s'mores at home is already cheap and easy. Just buy a can of sterno and some cheap fondue forks.
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    Image of TonyWonder TonyWonder
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    So now when the kids come home from school, they can sit in front of the TV for an hour - have a micro-smore; then play PS3 for 2 hours - have another micro-smore; not eat dinner because they're already full and then crash from all the sugar and go to bed all without every cracking the books...America FUCK YEAH!!!!"...
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    Image of Joe Stoner Joe Stoner
    12/14/09

    @TonyWonder: I'm not sure that the invention of the micro-smore is to blame for that scenario.
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    Image of TonyWonder TonyWonder
    12/14/09

    @Joe Stoner: doesn't help...
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    12/14/09

    @TonyWonder: Well all of that sounds wayyy better than sitting at work. I wish there was a USB S'mores. I could have a s'more factory right on my desktop. Mmmmm.
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    Image of NorwoodIsMyHero NorwoodIsMyHero
    12/14/09

    @TonyWonder: "doesn't help..."

    Are you implying there is something wrong with the story you just described?
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    Image of TonyWonder TonyWonder
    12/14/09

    @valkilmerisawful: Yeah but once you introduce the usb S'mores machine you need to wash it down with a cold beer, and while its cooking you gotta stream some porn...the whole thing is just dangerous...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Made by the same folks who fight against pouring chocolate syrup and milk into your mouth and mixing it by vigorously shaking your head.
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    Image of Die Fledermaus Die Fledermaus
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Sorry when they say it cooks from the inside out, I have this horrible image of biting in to one of these and this burst of molten marshmallow and chocolate in you mouth and the rush to the ER.
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    Image of Mikestan Mikestan
    12/14/09

    In reply to Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets
    There isn't even any butter in the pan. Who the hell taught this person to make bacon.
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    Image of Googlo Googlo
    12/14/09

    @Mikestan: u dont need butter theres enough fat in a strip of bacon to fry it just right...u dont need to grease the pan or anything...unless you must have dripping wet bacon with a layer of thick glazed fat on them...in that case then nevermind my post.
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    Image of Mikestan Mikestan
    12/14/09

    @Googlo: @jacobestes: @4nonymo: But butter gives it so much more flavor. I'm not saying use a stick of butter but some butter.
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    Image of BassalaModo BassalaModo
    12/14/09

    @Mikestan: if youre asking for flavor i suggest eating a stick of butter, partially melted usually is the best.
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    11:42 AM

    @BassalaModo: @Interstella5555: @Googlo: @lpstutch001: @jacobestes: @Brightmotor: @jps1369: @4nonymo: I'll be thinking of each and everyone of your comments this weekend when I'm making bacon.
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    Image of Segador Segador
    12/14/09

    In reply to Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets
    It also looks perfect for feeding any stray Condor chicks you might have around your house.
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    Image of Munch the BanNail Munch the BanNail
    12/14/09

    @Segador: I thought the same thing...
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    12/14/09

    In reply to Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets
    You had me at bacon..
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/14/09

    In reply to Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets
    Brachiosaurus? No way. Diplodicus or Apatosaur at best.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    12/14/09

    In reply to Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets
    i keep watching that white tea pot, but it doesn't seem to boil. what the deuce?
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/14/09

    In reply to Fusion Finger Tongs are Great For Making Bacon and Shadow Puppets
    Sean:

    Why aren't you cooking that bacon in cast-iron? Why are you cooking on an electric range? Also, why not just use your fingers? Or, if you haven't built up that much of a resistance to pain, why not use a fork?

    That picture is why you fail.
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    Image of Nick Nick
    12/14/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: the pan has no grease. i don't even think it's real bacon.
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    Image of BobotheTeddy BobotheTeddy
    12/14/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: I´m afraid, i will regret this soon. But someone had to post this.
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    Image of NorwoodIsMyHero NorwoodIsMyHero
    12/14/09

    @BobotheTeddy: That is a tremendous image. Heart Clicked.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/14/09

    @BobotheTeddy: OMG! Where did you get this?! WANT WANT WANT
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    Image of BobotheTeddy BobotheTeddy
    12/14/09

    @OMG! Ponies!: Sorry. Just a Photoshop i made last week. ...especially for you.
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    Image of blash blash
    12/13/09

    In reply to The Mobius Strip Breakfast Wars Have Begun
    I see your Mobius donut and raise you a joined-edge butter croissant with chocolate filling.

    +1 Internets to Parisians who can provide a picture.
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