Atrocious diabetes monster Paula Deen put out another rambling apology for "the N-word" and other racially wacky actions—such as dressing her black employees as "slaves" and then treating them as slaves—and was promptly dismissed from the Food Network where she inexplicably became a TV star for serving pig slop.
Last night, the Food Network's "Sugar Impossible" challenge involved making a four-foot-tall sculpture illustrating a science-fiction theme out of pure sugar. And it had to have moving parts. Sugar robots, aliens and weird mutants competed for a $10,000 prize.
Tomorrow night at 10PM, Food Network kicks off Alton Brown's latest TV show, Feasting on Waves, where the Mensa-smart kitchen geek and his crew hop into two 50-foot catamarans and sail around 15 different Caribbean islands in search of quality cuisine, shooting and editing the hi-def episodes right there on the…