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    Image of Nick Nick
    12/18/09

    In reply to Spoon Chopsticks...And We Thought Creativity Was Dead
    what an idiot. chopstick straws is the obvious solution here.
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    Image of Kingbob387 Kingbob387
    12/18/09

    @Nick: My god you're amazing!

    What should it be called? Chopstraw?
    Strawstick? or chopstrawstick?
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    N1k0s promoted this comment Kingbob387 was starred Kingbob387 was unstarred
    Image of N1k0s N1k0s
    12/18/09

    @Kingbob387: SuckSticks®
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    Image of gumwrapper gumwrapper
    12/18/09

    @Kingbob387: SlurpStick...
    of course you know that also could have other meanings.
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    Nick promoted this comment gumwrapper was starred gumwrapper was unstarred
    Image of Nick Nick
    12/18/09

    @gumwrapper: like what?
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    Image of Kingbob387 Kingbob387
    12/18/09

    @gumwrapper: Yeah, like what?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/18/09

    In reply to Spoon Chopsticks...And We Thought Creativity Was Dead
    Balderdash. Normal people drink the soup right out of the bowl.
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    Image of lostarchitect lostarchitect
    12/18/09

    In reply to Spoon Chopsticks...And We Thought Creativity Was Dead
    My god, it's genius!
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    Image of SkipErnst SkipErnst
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Advertiser: NOW how much would you pay?

    Me: Zero.
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    Image of telepheedian telepheedian
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    It all goes downhill when an ad asks you to "use your imagination".
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    spannu promoted this comment telepheedian was starred telepheedian was unstarred
    Image of redman042 redman042
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Redesign this in metal, add a kitchen torch attachment so it properly cooks the marshmallow, then come back and I'll consider it.
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    Image of sharkync sharkync
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    S'mores Code
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    spannu promoted this comment sharkync was starred sharkync was unstarred
    Image of bitgod bitgod
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    I hate microwave smores. I tried it once, they're too gooey. The chocolate shouldn't be all dripping over you. The marshmello should be the only gooey thing, that's why doing it at a campfire comes out right. Unless you build the whole thing and stick it all on a stick, but that's crazy talk.
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    Image of Homerjay is utterly alone. Homerjay is utterly alone.
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    I thought that kid was putting green beans on his smores until I watched it more attentively the second time.
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    Homerjay is utterly alone. was starred Homerjay is utterly alone. was unstarred
    Image of Xeno Xeno
    12/14/09

    @Homerjay is utterly alone.: *shudder*
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    Image of typoink typoink
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    What the what? The best part of a s'more is the carmelized exterior of a toasted marshmallow. This is not how it's done.

    Making real s'mores at home is already cheap and easy. Just buy a can of sterno and some cheap fondue forks.
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    Image of TonyWonder TonyWonder
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    So now when the kids come home from school, they can sit in front of the TV for an hour - have a micro-smore; then play PS3 for 2 hours - have another micro-smore; not eat dinner because they're already full and then crash from all the sugar and go to bed all without every cracking the books...America FUCK YEAH!!!!"...
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    Image of Joe Stoner Joe Stoner
    12/14/09

    @TonyWonder: I'm not sure that the invention of the micro-smore is to blame for that scenario.
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    Image of TonyWonder TonyWonder
    12/14/09

    @Joe Stoner: doesn't help...
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    Image of valkilmerisawful valkilmerisawful
    12/14/09

    @TonyWonder: Well all of that sounds wayyy better than sitting at work. I wish there was a USB S'mores. I could have a s'more factory right on my desktop. Mmmmm.
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    Image of NorwoodIsMyHero NorwoodIsMyHero
    12/14/09

    @TonyWonder: "doesn't help..."

    Are you implying there is something wrong with the story you just described?
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    Image of TonyWonder TonyWonder
    12/14/09

    @valkilmerisawful: Yeah but once you introduce the usb S'mores machine you need to wash it down with a cold beer, and while its cooking you gotta stream some porn...the whole thing is just dangerous...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Made by the same folks who fight against pouring chocolate syrup and milk into your mouth and mixing it by vigorously shaking your head.
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    Image of Marcus Barnett Marcus Barnett
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    Gooey...licious?
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    beercheck promoted this comment Marcus Barnett was starred Marcus Barnett was unstarred
    Image of beercheck beercheck
    12/14/09

    @Marcus Barnett: Makes for an interesting T-shirt at 0:47.
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    Image of weatherman weatherman
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    When a product like this shows up, I think of all the people who must have been involved; the inventor, the investor, the company that did the production of the TV spot, the manfacturer... any one of them could have just said "this is the stupidest thing I've ever seen" at any time, yet no one did. Then again, no one ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the average American, so I guess even if someone had, everyone would have just cheered and known they had a real hit on their hands.
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    thechansen promoted this comment weatherman was starred weatherman was unstarred
    Image of thechansen thechansen
    12/14/09

    @weatherman: There is no inventor, no investors, manufacturing, or advertising firm. This is surely a product divined upon us from the heavens. It is the Alpha and Omega, it has always been there, but just out of reach to mere mortals. Through great faith and no small amount of miracle, the Micro S'more, has willed that we are ready to accept it's sumptuous gift of perfectly edible, microwaved (with no burning!) s'mores.
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    Image of SakhiKabobular SakhiKabobular
    12/14/09

    In reply to Using Micro S'mores Is Akin to Playing God
    I can almost hear American children getting fatter. Do we really need this?
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    Mark Wilson promoted this comment SakhiKabobular was starred SakhiKabobular was unstarred
    Image of Joe Stoner Joe Stoner
    12/14/09

    @SakhiKabobular: I can almost hear Giz commenters recycling hackey comedian bits.

    Please tell me your opinions regarding airline peanuts and the clock on your VCR.
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