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    Wii Fit Foot Massage Pad Mixes Pleasure With Pain

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    Image of Gann Gann
    01/21/09

    In reply to Wii Fit Foot Massage Pad Mixes Pleasure With Pain
    This thing looks like it would break after a few days of use.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    And why did no one photoshop a foot-massager into Terminator: Salvation?
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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    12/17/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: because my time machine was down, and I didn't know about the deaths yet! Ever since the LHC went in the crapper, my time traveling has really been hit of miss.


    I actually ended up in an episode of Heroes, and decided that was enough, I wasn't gong to chance that kind of disaster again.

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    Image of zenpoet zenpoet
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    I find that these machines all taste delicious, but only if you lick them while they are running.
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    Image of Ron-Mexico Ron-Mexico
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    It's a good thing they issued the statement before people decided to try and start massaging personal regions with the machine.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/17/08

    @Ron-Mexico: You can be SURE someone used it for that the day it hit the market, just no one reported injuries. They would just say that they "fell on it" anyway.
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    Image of sqeakytoy of the apocalypse sqeakytoy of the apocalypse
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    where will you be when the shiny ones come? Are you covered?
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/17/08

    @sqeakytoy of the apocalypse: [www.hulu.com]
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    Image of stryder100 stryder100
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    Hmmm... I wonder if there were any reports of broken ankles when this thing grabbed hold of somebody's shoe laces. Ouch.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/17/08

    @stryder100: Do you routinely use foot massagers with your shoes on? Cuz if so.....
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    We should ask OMG!Ponies if these machines were conspiring with the Nasa Computer.
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    Image of Hello Mister Walrus Hello Mister Walrus
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    I don't normally resort to such cliches, but EPIC FAIL.
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    Image of Curves Curves
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    So if you must use this for your neck and shoulders, take off your shirt, Einstein.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/17/08

    @Curves: Or have someone do it for you. And the massage as well. For what it's worth, I've only maimed one person during my massage sessions.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/17/08

    @LMAO-SteveDave loves this guy->★: That was not a Happy Ending
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    Image of WildWon WildWon
    12/17/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: Now i'm wondering how many non-deaths-but-so-much-worse castrations have occurred when this new "personal massager" was used to ...erm... how to put it lightly... massage wangs.
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    Image of OMG! Ponies! OMG! Ponies!
    12/17/08

    @WildWon: Have you read "Haunted" by Chuck Palahniuk? The first story involves a guy and a pool intake valve and, according to some accounts, when Palahniuk read the story at a B&N event, some people vomited.
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    Image of GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid GitEmSteveDave_DefinesTurgid
    12/17/08

    @OMG! Ponies!: The candle wax part of that story still makes me wince.
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    Image of frigg frigg
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    Yet another reason why messages should only be performed by highly trained experts.
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    Image of dctheee dctheee
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    Maybe they should bury them with their feet at the headstone just to make a point?
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    Image of kylenalepa kylenalepa
    12/17/08

    @dctheee: I believe most Japanese are cremated upon death. But it's still funny. :)
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    Image of A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake! A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake!
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    The Japanese market is constantly being flooded with tons of gadgets. Because these products are rushed out so quickly, it seems that there is little to no safety testing prior to product launches and as a result this stuff happens.
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    Image of A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake! A Snake a Snake... OH it's a Snake!
    12/17/08

    @iamholland: While my statement may be true, I have to take it back. You have to be pretty damn retarded to use this thing on your neck. How would you even hold it up?
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/17/08

    @iamholland: Sitting...


    Upside down.

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    Image of mmcnary mmcnary
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    Darwin awards, anyone?
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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    12/17/08

    @mmcnary: Yes seriously. I say we remove warning labels from anything dangerous. There would be alot less traffic on the roads come next summer.
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    Image of soccer1105 soccer1105
    12/17/08

    @mmcnary: They've got my vote. Here's a suggestion: if it starts to coke you, unplug it.


    *applause for revolutionary idea*

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    Image of Jo Schmo Jo Schmo
    12/17/08

    @soccer1105: If it starts to coke you? mmmMMMmm coke...
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    Image of Kaiser-Machead Kaiser-Machead
    12/17/08

    In reply to Evil Foot Massage Machine Kills Three People
    Take THAT vintage electrocution diagrams!
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