Renova Black Toilet Paper Now Comes in Green, Orange and Red

Black toilet paper was weird enough, but wiping your ass with green, orange, or red gets even weirder. Although you can now see whether you're "clean" with the new colors, it just feels mentally odd to us to see our poo smeared across anything but clean white sheets. Call us old-fashioned. » 5/11/07 7:30pm 5/11/07 7:30pm