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Faux Loko: The DIY Drink I Shouldn't Be Telling You About

Remember Four Loko? That horrible, fruity malt liquor that combined tons of alcohol, caffeine, and other insane drugs? Most of the caffeine and other uppers were pulled out of it, making it significantly less deadly, meaning everybody lost interest. But now, suddenly, there's an easy way to make your own. Proceed with… » 3/02/12 5:00pm 3/02/12 5:00pm